This is the United States in a photo.

What a predicament!

Pretty sure Kamala Harris would not have mocked Allah if she were president but here we are. We tried to warn you.

Dear Leader

Dear MAGA,

If this isn't a war, your friends are not in Valhalla.

Sorry,
:)

Why no one is gonna help.

Didn't Trump say he would end Daylight Savings Time?

Well, just in case, I checked around my house and neighborhood. No spooks here. Must be a local thing.

Actual argument! Well, I got nothin'...
#idontbelieveinghostseither

It is 11:41 am where I am. And i have put no effort into learning the outcome of the Superbowl. Usually it just shows up in rando posts. Must not be that important.

Don't spoil it...i want to see how long it will take.

"This is fucking why."

What part of the opening ceremony do you think offended the right wingers most?

"The Dow closed above 50,000! Trump good!"

Econ is complex and one strong condition is not a reflection of the quality of economic participation of all citizens.

Its like cheering for the 1st class passengers getting a lifeboat while steerage drowns.

a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field ALT: a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field

Maybe if the White House made Melania theaters "warming shelters" their viewership would go up.

I hate cover bands.

Why? Because if I "cover" Mark Twain it is called plagerism.

Dear American Press:
We are glad you are shocked by the arrest of Don Lemon.

Wish you'd been this united against fascism when they took Abrego Garcia.

Or before the election...

...better late than never. Welcome Back.

I need to work on my insult game because this is top shelf!

Maybe of the Epstein Files said that Trump Kicked a Car Republicans will act.

I picked up this one today.

If the left is so "violent" why are we so enthusiastic about writing laws that will prevent us from taking revenge on Republicans? Why are we trying to eliminate what could easily be our own private police force?

Guess which one cracked me up the most?

Credit Ben Claasen III

Good morning!!!

From Hegseth...AI prompt as follows:
Draw a Mailman.
Add baseball catcher's chest protector and gun.
Do not include mask.
Add clearly marked badge.
Make look patriotic and legitimate.

I'm not as serious as you might think. Shoulda used a laughing emoji. :)

Dude.