Choosing to sit next to a stranger in an almost empty cinema is insane. You could have chosen literally any other row.

What’s fun about the Winter Olympics is you start off just planning to watch the figure skating and a week later you’re trying to figure out how snowboarding half pipe scoring works and what a ‘skeleton’ is (although I’ve yet to reach the point where you care about curling).

Heated Rivalry really lied to me about how young and hot the Canadian hockey team were going to be.

People are so exhausting today. Tired of being talked at all the time.

It’s frankly mean to expect me to focus on work when all I want to do is watch Stray Kids videos and relive the weekend.

When you’re watching Stray Kids concert videos, just like you do all the time. Except it’s not TikTok, it’s your camera role, because you were there #StrayKids #dominATE_London #stillpinchingmyself

Forgot this existed. I’m bad at social media.

All I have to do is make it through the next three hours without crying or punching something and I can hide in my office for the rest of the day.

Two of the words I loathe the most - breakout rooms

Urgh, back to work after the Christmas break. Most depressing day of the year. I guess things can only get better?

It’s time for the best meal of the year - the Boxing Day buffet 🐷 🍽️

One more day! Last day of work until I finish for two weeks 😊🎄

Three more days until I finish for the Christmas break. I feel like someone who’s collapsed in a marathon and is dragging themselves to the finish line. I’m not even pretending to work anymore and this still feels like the hardest week of the year.

Going to the movies by yourself is one of life’s hidden pleasures. Just you and a large popcorn and some sour patch kids and all of your big goblin energy alone in the dark where nobody can see your shame. Priceless.

Rewatching Jonathan Creek. The 90s nostalgia is a vibe.

No more currently airing shows ever!! Binge watches only.

People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.

Today has just been a really Monday-ish Monday and I would like to go home and have it be over now, please.

When the Phone Rings is so good, I’m obsessed. The ML and FL are brilliant together, their chemistry is amazing. Just hate having to wait for new episodes!

the beauty of Home Alone is that, unlike pretty much any other movie I loved when I was younger, I have not come to sympathize with the grown-ups one bit as an adult

Really enjoyed Wicked, thought it was a lot of fun and the cast were great. Will now have ‘Popular’ stuck in my head for weeks 🧹🐒💚✨

I am currently winning at TV. The Heart Killers is basically everything I want in a BL and When the Phone Rings is everything I want in a k-drama.

I am going to be in the same building as Stray Kids next year. That is quite exciting.

There is something very freeing about a brand new social media platform. I don’t think I’m going to follow a single person I know in real life. This is my secret place.