This is beyond pathetic, what on earth!!!! The man is not right in the head!

I hate it hereeeeeeeeeee

Something something seppuku

His ghost hovering in the background is so funny to me for some reason.

They are still just as corrupt and evil as they were before, do not be fooled! They simply know a sinking ship when they see it!

Maybe earth loves in flowers?

a small bird with a red head and white feathers is perched on a branch ALT: a small bird with a red head and white feathers is perched on a branch

They say earth laughs in flowers, but I think earth laughs in birds.

Dude Jeffrey Dahmer was evil, let's not kid ourselves.

A precious ballet 🩰 🐦

I literally can not understand how he hasn't died yet. Is he a lich?

Happy Earth Day to our precious planet, who gave us life, and whom we do not deserve. 🌍🌎🌏

We're terrible stewards. We're evolution's worst creation. But this planet has been around for 4.6 billion years and has been through a lot. It will regenerate once we're gone.

Ahaha

YEAH I'M SURE KIDS ASK IF THEIR SCHOOL LUNCH IS DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN. I can't handle these braindead MAGAtS.

The US government is a terrorist organization and must be overthrown so democracy may return one day 🇺🇸

This stance is lukewarm at best.

Potato chips, that's brilliant. We always used saltines.

Fuck the USA.

something I love about birds is that they're low frame rate

there's no smooth motion, they just jerk between one position and the next

Birds are one of the only things that pull me out of a depressive episode. They're my little wing-ed saviors ❤️

Wormholes, if we can prove they exist and then use them for travel

Yeah, I know that many overseas bases were put in place after wars. I feel like at this point though, we have run our course and it's time to leave.

Looks like heaven for a bee ❤️🐝

We need to remove all our bases period. Colonialism is for un-evolved assclowns who are too stupid to work together.

Apparently she doesn't have a name?

Weed just ain't strong enough bro

A mixed set of playing cards showing a Pokémon card a magic the gathering card and Uno card and a poker card

WHITE HOUSE: You don't have the cards

WHITE HOUSE HAND:

Victimless crime

Victimless crime.