Is it hay fever? Is it heartburn*? Am I having a heart attack? Should I write my will?
* I've never had heartburn in my life until about 2 weeks ago and I do not like it
Posts by Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻
Waaaaay too much adulting today. I think i need to do something stupid soon...
Feeling suspiciously chirpy for a Monday 🤔
@sherlockstede.bsky.social @ladylizzle.bsky.social @lauranway87.bsky.social he's so cute!!!!!!
Looooooook
rhys darby at the Sheep detectives premiere
I love his adventure cap 😍
I definitely have three (and one is up for debate), but which three? 😏😏
👀
screams
Right?!
Meh.
Rhys Darby taking a mirror selfie while being spread on a chair and barely keeping his eyes open
I feel like it's supposed to be a thirst trap but instead I want to tuck him into bed and let him sleep for 12 hours 🙂
#RhysDarbyFaction
Hahaha amazing
Realising you don't actually miss someone, but you miss how they made you feel.
Important, precious, desired.
He does kind of look like a Neil tbf hahahha
Haha this is Rhys and Macca but I do sort of see the Misha-ness!!
I can't wait to see how it turns out!
Interesting 😂
I'm into it, but i think he looks more like Rhys than Paul 😅
Jim????
You know what, I can see it
Yessssss
I think he's kinda cute yaknooooow
LANCE
A morphed image of (young) Paul McCartney and Rhys Darby
Last night (or well, this morning) when I couldn't sleep yet again (ughhhhh) I morphed my two favourite men... so, everyone, this is supposedly my ideal man, what shall we name him??
Rhys in an RD shirt with the text “I've still got it. THANKS CHICAGO I FEEL IT”
You sure do, babe 😌
#RhysDarbyFaction
*gestures vaguely to the universe* sigh
I don't feel well again and I also feel sad and I think I'm possibly going to end up totally alone. I hate hormones.
sometimes the old things are the best things
Rewatched BBC Ghosts for at least the 10th time and still cried at the final episode ffs