Second idea, it is grimace dressed as the priest from the movie The Exorcist… you know, with the hat.

The sage didn’t work.

So I’m going to need Steve Gelbs to bring a priest out tonight to do an exorcism.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

A photo of Anne Hathaway with her quoted as saying “ONE OF THE THINGS THATI LOVE ABOUT BEING IN MY 40S IS I DON'T GET SO SWEPT UP IN THINGS ANYMORE... I REALLY VALUE THE CHILL."

I usually love Anne but this quote is so
out of touch with reality.

I’m in my 40s and I cannot chill.

The world is burning and I’m having menopause night sweats.

I’m the furthest from chill.

But I guess if I was a millionaire,
maybe I’d be delusional and chill too.

Lindor is cold but he came to play.

That’s awesome!

Gary needs to stop this with the jinxing

Gary jinxed that.

I’m a gassosa girl.

Don’t say it! I don’t think we are even allowed to think it.

Anyone else thinking what I’m thinking? #MetsSky

@dansparano.bsky.social I thought this post would work like the bat signal and you’d just appear… pizza in hand.

My husband is a childless man and the most nurturing to our dogs, our friends kids, his special needs brother, to even me. Meanwhile, my mom birthed me and is one of the worst nurturers on this planet. You don’t need to create life to be gentle, loving, and kind. I think that poster is projecting.

The stadium dj should play Work Bitch when they have this outfit on.

The sage worked!!!

Lindor!!!! 💣

Native tomato from John & Maria’s in East Haven, CT

Thank you!

Yes! 😂 Whatever it takes!

Steve Gelbs burning sage deserves an Emmy.

I do Hulu with live tv so I get SNY for the Mets.

I’m not sure you can do the mlb tv app for the local teams around here without getting blacked out.

Watching siding go on your house is kind of like watching paint dry.

But I’m excited to report one full side is done!

Hey, if you haven’t yet, check out my friend Steve’s comics.

Like and share please!

And yes, do more! They are really good, funny, cute, and relatable.

I say the new camera thing to mark every time we get new phones and he just rolls his eyes at me and says I drank the kool aid when I worked there and have an invalid opinion. 😂

Juan Soto coming back to the mets:

Oh, yeah that otc pill combo is the prep I had to do before surgery. MiraLAX is disgusting.

There is actual prescription pills called Sutabs you can take before a colonoscopy. You swallow 12 pills with 16 oz of water the afternoon before and 12 pills with water early morning before. Much easier.

Are you doing the pills or the liquid? I hope for you the pills cause the liquid is disgusting.

Love and compromise… 🤣❤️

Oh, no. I wouldn’t let him get a crazy long beard like his friends. He’s allowed a trimmed goatee. He has tried the no facial hair thing and honestly it weirds me out. 🤣 The trade off is I’m not allowed to have bangs. He hates bangs.