AI has ruined ghost videos :(

liberalism is like the most inane form of witchcraft where you cast lame spells like "democratic levers", "checks and balances", or "international rules based order" in the hopes it'll make the fascist pedophile ruling class say less bad words while they extinguish humanity and destroy the earth

Thanks Joerack Obiden

More like The RANDOlorian hahahaha this guys all over the place

Jesus is rizz’n

Spin off called Gucci Tucci

The 70’s had a bunch of Jim Henson lookin ass dudes lookin like they were 60 at 28

Kids in horror films will see the most horrifying entity ever documented, then run up to it like “hehe Hi mister frowny face. Can we be best friends? Yay! Ice cream for me and princess sprinkles!”

You think plants are like “you’re going to wanna keep those plants feeted”

Do journalists actually journal?

I’m just some guy lol that’s wild

2026 sucks. Take me back to butter coffee and sunbathed buttholes.

I’ve stepped on so many roombas thinking they were scales

Despite not speaking English, Bad Bunny’s performance was captivating and transcended language barriers. Yet another bit of proof that a Mr. Bean half time show is what we need right now

Based on everything I’ve learned from Duolingo, I can only assume Bad Bunny is saying something along the lines of “mi pasaporte es muy elegante”

In a last minute audible, the NFL has decided to replace the half time performer, Bad Bunny, for *checks notes* Rascally Rabbit???

How come colored jean sizes only go up to baby guy?

To my sober friends, happy dry hump day

Okay but is crazy maple studios even real?

my congressional rep said “I’m just a little smol bean who didn’t understand the big words of the bill I just signed and I’m sowwwy”

🥔

settling down for the night to the crackling fireplace YouTube live stream (with ads)

It’s 2026 where are the womandarins?

Fairfax? More like these prices are unfairfax

I just remembered BlueSky existed and shouted “BlueSky!” Home Alone style

“Its adjustable”

Italian man trying to convince you not to be scared of the ball

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED

Is it “tickle the ivories?” or “taste the ivories?” Either way I feel like I’m going to get in trouble.