What it’s like being friends with me

Damn you tell a European you’re craving chicken bacon ranch pizza and all of a sudden you’re left on delivered 😒 sorry for ruining the sanctity of Italian culture

I have to tell my therapist something this week that I am very excited about not knowing how she will react (I think she will be happy for me for the most part) and I’m so nervous that I’m tempted to text her so I don’t have to see her face when I say it 😁

a tweet from @/ThefirstJonk on 2/19/25 that reads: "Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?"

got a much needed long laugh from this

We got 13+ inches/33+ cm of snow this weekend and there is still snow on the ground from that, but NOW it is raining HEAVY and it’s just a mess. Mother Nature needs a mood stabilizer someone get her some Lamotrigine

It is 1:45 am I want to go to bed but I also want to watch the cool down room and podium 😭

What a drive at the end by Charles, wow

And none for George Russell, bye!

Can formula one handle Antonelli domination?

Sorry for going on about that man but my gc name isn’t #1 George Russell Hater for nothing

“It’s gone wrong for Russell” I mean thank god

Is George fuckin serious bro like have some SHAME

As a Carlos sainz fan I can admit my favorite part of Singapore 2023 isn’t necessarily Carlos winning 🤪 that last lap 🤪

George bitching about being unlucky is so funny considering that he is the biggest grifter of all time and his entire career is based on luck

Omg Ollie that looks scary

EXACTLY thank you for getting it 🤣

How do you choose who the lesser of two evils is between 63 and 4

Watching quali w my dude

🫂 🫂

A black and white night photo from my camera trap. It shows two cheeky raccoons in the garden with shrubs and plants behind them. The one on the left has its mouth slightly open with its tongue just poking out. The one on the right has its mouth open revealing its teeth, the lower canines being visible too. Both raccoons have their front paws held up near their chests and both are sitting down mostly looking towards the camera. They look like a fun pair and could probably show me a thing or two about my neighborhood that I have no idea about.

These two raccoons travel around together, have done for a long time now. I don't know their relationship but if one goes ahead too far it stops and waits for the other one to catch up.
#mammals

My phone just reminded me of the time I went to San Diego and had arguably the best iced coffee of my life in La Jolla and then got really high and thought way too hard about how traffic starts

new season new intro post ✨

🏎️: 55, 81; (MV too if you squint)
🏒: penguins
⚾️: brewers, baby
🎾: alcaraz
🏈: bama
🎶: lewis capaldi forever

i am in love with hudson williams and my only personality trait rn is being hudcon/hollanov down. i read books sometimes and i talk about my kid a lot.

Having friends from other countries is so funny bc wym I just sent my friend a picture of the inside of my dishwasher after giving her a house tour of my window treatments yesterday 😂

4 am and I’m tracking an air ambulance in the northeast of England. Why am I like this

Death, taxes, Leclerc radios

I could handle last year bc I don’t necessarily dislike lando as a person but with George there is like zero redeeming qualities and it would be sooooo insufferable. Like. An all time grifter

Woke up, checked quali results. Gonna jump off my patio now

Is corporate culture the same in other countries as it is in the US? Like. “Corporate America” is well and truly a thing, but is “corporate Portugal”?

Happy rawe ceek

I love you 🌻 I am proud of you everyday!

Happy RAWE CEEK BESTIE

Thank you! I used too much blooming gel on the water nails and the gems were unnecessary but I liked them. I completely forgot you’re a literal nail tech!!