sorry for not posting as much art lately, life as an adult has been absolutely brutal lately lmao

officially put the Kia out for sale on the side of the road! i’m curious to see how long it’ll take to sell 👀

got my first subaru today (and had to stop at the holy land of course)!

today is subaru day! i get to pick up my beautiful new Avocado car tonight 🥹

found a random flush of morels in my backyard tonight!

she typed, formatted, printed, AND attached photos, y’all i’m dead

mmmm nothing like having a customer hand delivering a letter of complaint along with a verbal threat over some pizza

i get my subaru on tuesday yessss

oh that freshly un-stickered bumper is about to HATE to see me coming

more neighborhood drama to report on: car crashed and flipped through the neighbor to our east’s yard

the Kia is back from the mechanic (again) and this time it's actually ready to sell! i get my new subaru on monday wooooo 😙

her snack senses are tingling

got low-balled on the trade-in value so i’m gonna sell it myself on the side of the road lmfao there’s an old lady out there somewhere looking for a green kia soul i know it

i might get my new car on monday omfg

proud owner of the michigan MBMBAM vanity plate since 2018

wooo taxes are done that means i can play video games without feeling guilty again

ive had the Kia back for a week. it needs to go back to the mechanic already before i can trade it in. i'm so serious when i say i'm about to take it out back and Old Yeller it

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planted my cold weather crops right before a week straight of rain so i don’t have to haul gallons of water out to the garden

btw the US is so big and spread out that owning a vehicle is a necessity because we have No Public Transport except if you live in one of like five big cities and even then they charge you for it

tldr; the US is slowly pricing the lower class out of owning vehicles

anyone else needing a new car notice that the US has for the most part discontinued making/selling small & compact cars? 🤔 …interesting that most new cars on the market are giant gas guzzling SUVs or Pavement Princess Lifted Trucks™️

Everything In My Life is Happening All At Once and I Don’t Like It

never have i wanted an edit button more, bluesky, but Heck Engine Light is funny so i’ll let it slide this time

heck engine light came on AGAIN lmfao i’m test driving that subaru crosstrek tomorrow fuck the kia

anyone with a new subaru crosstrek want to give me their review? i’m strongly considering trading in for one by this summer

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the only con to working only weekends is when they release new shit nobody ever tells me about it and then a customer asks what it is and i’m just here like

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

the entire state of michigan is basically one giant sand pit so i’m always surprised at the amount of fruit we grow here

anyway i’m adding grapevines to my fruit garden this year and i’m hoping my nectarine tree starts producing

doing my taxes as a single person in this economy feels a lot like i’m being charged twice as much money for breathing the exact same air as everyone else

my (what seems like) annual post reminding you that i'm looking for a tattoo apprenticeship in the mid or west michigan area! pls hire me i'll mop ur floors real good i promise