Posts by i∀mfivebears
The main character, Tets, sitting next to a tower the looks like baby's first Minecraft build. It's beautiful.
Tets in a western setting with a woman who is very concerned about him. She's right to be.
One of the earliest hints of the Christian esoterica that fleshes out this world. One of the main themes of the game is the tension between Christian theology and the old folklore of the world.
ANGEL
Angeline Era is a very strange, very beautiful game. Beat it on hard. I didn't find the plot resolution satisfying, but the gameplay was top notch throughout and I was hitting the screenshot button CONSTANTLY to capture the gorgeous and the weeeeird.
why are you deploying chaff do you hate me do you hate my missiles
Fallout 3 seems the best pick for Maryland, since Bethesda's namesake is here, but I'll bet there's also some civil war games set here.
How many slurp juices can I use per ape?
I tried to get Ross to test the mics but noooooooo!
This was a great conversation. I hope you at home can power through the audio issues. Hope to be back one day!
Left dis in the sun too long and now it's starting to turn, blech
Just told my coworker I was going to be "sick" tomorrow but I accidentally did the drinky motion instead of the air quotes motion. Ugh I should (*places finger gun to head, gives big thumbs up*)
My parents really let me watch CSI and hear about how sex is always about power when I was at an age where sex was looking at one (1) boob and saying thank you.
If I'm bigger than you irl then my font should be bigger than yours on social media. And you should give me $6.
Now I'm thinking, programming is very bad for Health, Stomack and Life, however computer desire excellent programes.
Your situation is not comparable to Afroman's. You don't have the state DEMANDING that you remove your work because it exposes that their agents grossly violated your rights, you have an individual ASKING you to take down your work because it's distressing them.
Oh man finally, Brian Cage is bac-
oh it's Osprey.
#AEWRevolution
Biggest Surprises:
1. Citizen Sleeper
2. Dread Delusion
3. Vertigo/Spinout
4. Star Trek: Borg
Disappointments:
1. Ultros
2. Phantasy Star Portable 2 Infinity
That's every game I played in 2025! Some wrap-up:
Best games of 2025 (that I played):
1. Skin Deep
2. Hades II
3. Super 10 Pin
4. Evil Egg
Best games that I played (in 2025):
1. Sekiro
2. Tunic
3. Ridge Racer Type 4
4. Lunacid
Cover art for Atlyss.
Atlyss (PC, '24)
Completion: Lvl 26 Poon Fighter
Recommend: ...yes?
Best Part: Spinning
Still playing in 2026. I was told this would scratch the PSO itch and it kinda delivers! Really good exploration for such a small game, great movement tech. But man, I do not get the sexy furry aspects. I'm old.
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Dustforce (Vita, '12)
Completion: Just dipped my toes
Recommend: -
Best Part: Autumn theming
I am intrigued by this game, but I don't think the Vita is the right platform for it. I will probably not revisit it and will just check out GDQ runs of it instead.
There is?! Oh man, new goal!
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Thief Gold (PC, '99)
Completion: 1 level
Recommend: Unsure
Best Part: Level 1
Ok look, I've heard about this game being the Godfather of immsims so I finally gave it a shot. Level 1 was so good. Level 2 has spooky horror elements. I'm bad with spooky horror elements. Maybe one day, but not today.
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Umurangi Generation (PC, '20)
Completion: ➕
Recommend: ➕➕➕
Best Part: Blue bottles
VIBES ALERTTTTT. Jumped back into this game because I never finished the last few levels, instantly remembered how much I love this thing. Little diorama levels, real political angst, cool bros to hang with.
Bro, you sure you wanna die on that hill? Your ancestors died on that hill. They shed blood, much of it their own, so you could live a better life. A life free from the cycle of suffering and death that they fled. A life of simple pleasures and comforts. Live on that hill, bro.
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MotorStorm: Arctic Edge (PSP, '09)
Completion: Still playing
Recommend: 👍
Best Part: Soundtrack
If the path the NPCs take is bad, then levels are trivial. If the path the NPCs take is good, then levels are INTENSE. What an interesting racing game, love picking it up for 30-40 minutes at a time.
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Hypogea (PC, '25)
Completion: 👍
Recommend: 👍
Best Part: Giant Friend
Tries to differentiate itself from NaissanceE, Lorn's Lure, etc by NOT being depressively lonely, giving you multiple buddies from the very start. Interesting spin, but I think there's a reason other games in this genre don't.
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Bust-a-Move 4 (PSP, '98)
Completion: ✔️
Recommend: 🤷
Best Part: I barely remember this game
Puzzle bobble is a way better title, what were they thinking? This game was fine, barely left an impression on me. Characters are cute I guess.
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Citizen Sleeper (PC, '22)
Completion: 👍
Recommend: 🕑🕑🕑
Best Part: My bestie is a vending machine
This game surprised the hell out of me! Started hard, got too easy, always had great writing and music and decisions. First game I've played with enby characters that never called attention to it.
I hate that my enemy doesn't allow women to get an education so I used my Rad Bipedal Mech to blow up a girl's school.
Twenty
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Ziggurat (PC, '14)
Completion: No
Recommend: Very No
Best Part: Carrot enemies
I played this game back in the day but I was always bad at it because my gaming laptop at the time couldn't handle it. Well now I have a great computer and I'm happy to report that wasn't the problem, the game sucks!
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Sega Bass Fishing (PC, '97)
Completion: No
Recommend: Hell yeah
Best Part: A record breaking size for this-INLET AREA CLEARED
Select casting point. A big one's close by! BITE! FISH!! Bonus. Be careful. Wow, record size!!
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Biophobia (PC, '25)
Completion: ☑️
Recommend: ✅
Best Part: Yikes, not for this one dude
I don't really know how to talk about this game other than to bluntly state what it is. It's a 10 minute art piece about coping with a very specific kind of grief. It finds beauty in horror. It's free so why not?