Having slept on it, my only hope for the Elden Ring movie is if Patches comes into the theater and kicks all audience members into a hole.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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Truck flies through multiple lanes of traffic YouTube video by THV11

I am dying at this. Same energy as:

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This was incredible to witness from my perspective.

1. Jonathan Pryce as Midra would rule.
2. Unexpected congrats to Dark Souls 2 enjoyers on the Pate/Pete casting.

A Severing | Wyeth Leslie Get more from Wyeth Leslie on Patreon

Touched up an old personal essay, about phantom pain and drifting friends.

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kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips . ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips .

Drive boy dive boy dirty numb angel boy in the doorway boy

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Baseball is weird in the best of times. 9 innings? Piranesi. Regular season extra innings? Backrooms. Post season extra innings? Black Lodge.

Fun fact: the longer a baseball game goes, the more the stressfully liminal it gets. A no man’s land split in reality.

A Severing | Wyeth Leslie Get more from Wyeth Leslie on Patreon

Touched up an old personal essay, about phantom pain and drifting friends.

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Masataka Yoshida walks it off for the @RedSox!

Finally, a crumb of good things happening.

Watching a Red Sox game

Oh my god, completely forgot about that runtime. My mind has absolutely condensed it down to all the French kung fu.

Could get very silly with Brotherhood of the Wolf!

Thinking about a worse timeline where we got The Pitt circa 2012 and it had “Fix You” as the main theme.

Theoden, king of Rohan, saying “I would have you smile again.”

Dr Mel King from The Pitt having a truly terrible day

Someone give my girl a break!

S2 E20 “Two for the Road”

Dudes rock

Part of the motivating factor for this piece was because for all its shortcomings, hey good photo mode.

Fanart sketch of Hedorah, the smog monster, reimagined as a multi-armed alien with eyes peering from within its body. The scene is set on a desolate parking lot at night.

Hedorah (juvenile form)

Me, somehow existing unto the heat death of the universe: “Hey we should circle back on how weird it was that Michael Jordan wanted to switch over to baseball.”

two characters standing on a bridge in front of a huge wall of glass. there's water behind it, and a giant jellyfish carrying a fetus inside it

incubation

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New essay.

Cyberpunk 2077 doesn’t know what to say. Power is good, power is bad, you are special, you are no one. This is a dark, gritty world where nothing matters, go crazy; also here’s non-stop stories about people suffering and needing just a single break.

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Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

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ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Some lady saying "you might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy."

me, whenever i see godzilla.

TasteBuds NYC

These guys have been doing wonders for my mental health

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