Wet2Straight hair flat iron

Going through a cosmetics bin. The 2000s called…

Synchronized “moooooooooon” during For All Mankind.

I think it’s funny that in this part of America, the gas station convenience stores are frequently larger than supermarkets are in other parts of the world.
#texasstuff #tejasmeansfriends

Raise your hand if someone in your household worked on the space ship that’s launching today!!! 🙋🏻‍♀️

This is the first time humans have been to the moon in 54 years and I couldn’t be more proud that @blackscienceman.bsky.social helped make it happen. 🚀

A watercolor color image of a dark eyed junco in a huge pair of barrel legged jeans with a studded belt and chain. Text on an orange field reads "Dark Eyed JNCO"

His watch just dinged and he said “I met my goal!”

My mom: “For what, eating eggs?”

Me: ☠️☠️☠️

Dad: “Nope! My steps. I set it for 50 steps a day so I can hit it by going to McDonald’s.”

Went to Waffle House with my parents and the server decided to bring him another order of eggs because the ones they gave him didn’t have much yolk. So he ended up eating 4 eggs for his second breakfast. (He had already had his daily McDonald’s earlier.)

The only way to turn the lights on and off at my parents’ house is to yell at Alexa. Today, after it turned my bedroom light on, it asked if I wanted to know more about upgrading to Prime.

Getting advertised at for turning on a light is not the future I imagined.

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#musicsky #music #newrelease #nzmusic #coolmusic #feelings #indiemusic

Project Hail Mary: “I can’t rescue Earth! I’m just Ken!”

“I did want to touch your boob anyway, but also, there’s chocolate on it.”

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Literally the convo in my living room this afternoon.

A Keeshond mix named Toast, looking very distinguished in his bandana, is cradling a gigantic bone in his arms.

The stuffing has been ripped out of a plushie toy and strewn across the living room as far as the eye can see.

Toast says “In the very brief period between all my being-a-good-boys, things might have gotten a little untidy.”

This is so incredibly sad.

Screenshot of the United Airlines app that says there are no “complimentary” seats available even though I’ve paid for seat selection

This should be fucking illegal. I’m already paying extra money for the “privilege” of being able to pick my seat. But United Airlines has set aside so many seats for upcharging that I can’t pick after all?

I hate flying so much.

Dashwood Flux - Lillian (Music Video) YouTube video by Dashwood Flux

Watch the music video for Lillian, featuring Thelma Tadlock's great performance from 70 years ago.

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#musiciansky #indiemusic #nostalgia #musicsky #musicvideo

Today’s task: Solve the Case of the Disappearing Weed. Whodunnit? (Spoiler alert, it was us)

Life with @blackscienceman.bsky.social:

Him: I’m gonna eat this cupcake.

Me: That’s a muffin.

Him: A muffin is just a bald cupcake.

A comic of a bird singing about somebody eating their babies, and a crow responding that they did and they'd do it again. And below them, it is a man listening to a cd of their conversation entitled "relaxing bird sounds"

When I hear lovely birdsong in the morning, I remember this comic and laugh

Taught my teen how a bong works. My work here is done.

I refuse to keep gifting my vote to a party that has not earned it. I have spent my entire adult life voting for the lesser of evils, trying to keep the biggest evil out of office, and all it has done is allowed the Democrats to slip further and further right. Fuck that.

When I do not vote for Democrats in the next elections, this is not me “helping JD Vance become the next President.” The Democrats are helping him by doing absolutely nothing of consequence to stand up to this administration.

“Mr President Airplane!!!!”
- movie and aviation enthusiast @blackscienceman.bsky.social , yelling, trying to remember the title “Air Force One”

A screenshot of the IG search screen that shows reels of 10 fluffy dogs, one otter and Jason Mantzoukas, smack dab in the middle.

I engaged with too much Samoyed content on Instagram and now whenever I open the search screen, it is 100% fluffy white dogs for as far as the eye can see.

Except today.

One of the managers at work posted a GIF of someone crip walking in the company-wide chat. On purpose. 🫥

Someone needs to tell the editor of the Apple Emoji game that hail is not winter weather.

It’s annoying enough when the answers are misleading but this hint was fully inaccurate!

This is how they played The First of Us