I don’t do phone calls. The audacity, just email me it.

Filled in an online form to get an info pack sent to me & then it said “one of our advisors will call you shortly”. I immediately put my phone on do not disturb bc no you fucking won’t pal.

There’s defo a sale on audacity right now, bc theres WAYYY too many cunts having it. Especially M*N.

😂😂😂 there’s bald & b*ld. They’re defo good balds

Omg hiii ❤️

😂😂😂

Ewwwww the only person I knew who ate them things was me nan

This is vile Wyd

I really hope those drones in America are aliens bc I’m ready to go home yeno xxx

You want to know what 2024 has had? The sheer, fucking audacity, that’s what.

😂😂😂

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Christmas time... cameltoe and wine!

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I see some of my Twitter Haters are still bitching about me on Bluesky

Stay mad bitches and tag me when you're chatting shit about me next time 💅

WAHEYYYY

Stop asking me if I’m ready for Xmas am not even ready for today, ram it Sharon

We all set each other off 😣😂😂

My ADHD ass trying to calm down the other two

When your autistic child is having a full on meltdown and your other neurodivergent child who “loves” a good meltdown herself comes storming in with “Listen you, I’ve got a headache. SO, SORT YE HEAD OUT & GET TO SCHOOL”

NO JOHN

My pram will be full of bunnies and cats xxx

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There’s this little old lady round ours who religiously takes her elderly dog out in a pink pram every morning and I want this kind of life for me xxx

You’re going to love it 😂

I’m obsessed with Judge Fleischer on you tube. He’s like a flamboyant Mr Bean with some boss one liners

Meme: Lil dude with a stick poking Bezos, trump, musk and Zuckerberg with caption "Come on, go take a walk in NYC"

Good morning BlueSky 🤗

Luigi Mangioni is innocent and not b*ld xxx