Way to go!

documentary in which the Minions reenact their past atrocities in Indonesia.

It keeps trying to put that on my posts

Bring back the milifandom! I bet they’ve spent the intervening years making loads more of this shit

If there was some kind of map, charting the long trudge of trying to revive a franchise that was previously (and very decisively) ended, I reckon they’d be on the same spot as Terminator Genisys

Love the way Elmo specific calls him ‘Ryan’ because they understand there’s a very real danger we might not be able to tell the two apart

Father Jack saying ‘I love my brick!’

I did enjoy it, but the entire emotional arc of that film was

a man in a red jacket says thumbs up in front of a project hailmary poster Alt: Project Hail Mary, Ryan Gosling says thumbs up

Well, back on it with one of those realistic scifi movies where astronauts somehow looks like Ryan Gosling and not, well, astronauts

Father Jack saying ‘I love my brick!’

I did enjoy it, but the entire emotional arc of that film was

a man in a red jacket says thumbs up in front of a project hailmary poster Alt: Project Hail Mary, Ryan Gosling says thumbs up

Well, back on it with one of those realistic scifi movies where astronauts somehow looks like Ryan Gosling and not, well, astronauts

What a depressing winter it was

a group of people in suits and bow ties are standing next to each other in a room with their mouths open . ALT: a group of people in suits and bow ties are standing next to each other in a room with their mouths open .

Two months since I’ve been to the cinema? Can’t be?

Love a tech supplier who won’t accept emails and makes you use their ‘live’ chat page, and then take TEN FUCKING MINUTES to reply to every message. Thus giving me the slowness of an email chat while at the same time making me stay on their ridiculous page. Definitely not a grotesque waste of time.

My propagator all steamed up

Millhouse looking seductive

Update, it’s getting steamy in there

If we’re really lucky, we might get something as toe curlingly embarrassing as Iain Duncan Smith’s ‘the quiet man has turned up the volume’ bit

We usually call it Sycamore Stump now

Ok evil police psychiatrist from Terminator who locked Linda Hamilton up in the second movie and let that creepy nurse lick her face, we will comply

Lola looking sad

Pregnant and hating every minute

Hah I had a proper crush on him when I was a kid, got a bit hot under the collar when he stripped off and jumped in the pool for important plot reasons in Cocoon.

I never thought the build up to the end of the world would be quite so Benny Hill

That sounds tremendous

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Heated seed propagator

Millhouse staring impatiently at his watch

Is it too much to ask the pumpkin seeds I planted ten minutes ago to start profiting through the surface already?

Detective comedy bargain!
Think The Big Lebowski but from Salford…

Well, now I’m hungry

Freshly potted tomato and strawberry plants in a polytunnel

Freshly potted tomato and strawberry plants in a polytunnel

Freshly potted tomato and strawberry plants in a polytunnel

Back on this bullshit

I swear to God, you could drown a puppy in my knickers right now

A duck on the path of my allotment

A duck on the path of my allotment

A duck on the path of my allotment

A duck on the path of my allotment

Cocky little bastard this, literally just stood and stared at me till I moved out of the way to walk down the path

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