How it feels to chew 5 gum

Ew

I did that today, it was nice

In what context?

I swear that ending birthright citizenship was one of his campaign promises.

In what context?

Pensive man staring away from camera wearing a heavily patterned red white and blue unstructured jacket with matching shorts

Something happened to him.

I hope it’s the new lighthearted buddy Dwayne the rock Johnson Kevin hart kind not the scary Robin Williams kind

Do they each get to keep a balloon?

I’m blocking all the AI looney toons and there’s nothing you can do to stop me!

Black cat crouched in front of tv with a dark landing capsule on a white background

All cats love space travel

6 minutes? That’s pretty long if you ask me

I can’t believe we have a live view from the inside of a landing spaceship

I think you might mean 5

I truly believed that everyone had a Devo phase and it’s really informed my reality to discover that isn’t the case

Taco Bell Baja blast soup dumpling with nacho cheese dipping sauce

I had written them off but this makes me think I should try them now

Would a dying social network go down? I think NOT

The grunts run away

I guess doorbells are just inherently bark-at-able

I loved project Hail Mary. Every time I think about rocky I want to cry because I love him so much

They definitely changed the discover feed right?

Thought it was a mirror

🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡

There’s twists and turns at every curl #olympics

Where did the dancing bushes go?

Only a computer generated image could deyassify Guy fieri

mr elon musk tweet “bitcoin” to save bitcoin please my wife is going to leave me i lost everything

My wife with her sister