“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Now MTV has stopped showing music videos, feast your eyes on these pop video xstitch designs instead. Cards available at www.etsy.com/shop/8bitnorthxstitch

This wasn’t a dream.

There’s always another woman waiting in line thinking “this time he’ll be different.” Let it go, Keri x

Listening to Kemi Badenoch and feeling almost envious of a life lived entirely undisturbed by reality.

A bright and cheerful box of classic, 1960s style fuzzy felt fun at the fair, with a bright yellow box and fuzzy felt children on a carousel

Beautiful everyday Ladybird things, part 87.
Fuzzy Felt

Farage reckons it’s because of one really giant Hungarian family voting

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

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#TheArchers

Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

Roy has bought me a spoon for Easter.

This is gonna be worth something someday.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

*Claudia Winkleman walking around the disciples’ dinner table, about to tap one of them on the shoulder*

The Luton writer behind the original Airplane! How a play broadcast live on Canadian television in 1956 became the famous comedy film Airplane!.

This BBC News Online piece will be the most effective publicity my new documentary about Flight into Danger gets. So if you have enjoyed the programme, think you may enjoy it, or are just a kind soul, if you could please share this anywhere you think it may be worth sharing, I'd be very grateful!

Something tells me that Miranda is going to be using that mounting block again after dinner with Oliver. Her "crunchy hips" don't lie. #TheArchers

A scene from a fishmongers shop looking out onto the street where a mother and two children are shopping for fish. The boy is tranced by the eels on display.

Shopping With Mother, (1958)

Mmm - fish tail and eels for tea!

Artist: Harry Wingfield

Sheila is NOT happy.

Have sold my flat in Croydon but what a performance.

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.

"The oil crisis is exactly what the net zero brigade wants"

These people have a funny way of saying "Environmentalists have been proved right yet again."

Sherry Trifle a no, no x

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I had no idea that Billie Holiday was so popular in Ambridge. #TheArchers

Today it is raining and last night it was very stormy. I am on duty today and I have to clean the toilets and I have gone stock car racing and could you tell mum to get somebody to pick me up saturday 8 o'clock night. Susan

Headline in today's Broadcast "Gary Barlow takes Jason Manford to New Zealand for ITV Travelogue" feels like the last straw.

Stop telling us there's no money to make TV when you're sending dull millionaires on free holidays. FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

Who is watching this shit?

*eye twitch*

A bit annoyed because I arranged my whole week for you coming - only to receive a - to say the least - strange card from you. Please can you be definite about your dates as I am very busy businesswise.

Black Narcissus (1947) Full Film | ITV Retro YouTube video by ITV Retro

The ITV Retro YouTube channel just uploaded one of the greatest movies ever made. It's sumptuous and sensual in a way that still amazes for a film that's almost 80 years old. Don't watch it on your phone though - this deserves the big telly.

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.