I'm watching The False Prophet on Netflix and oh my god the local sheriff is completely, utterly useless. To the point I genuinely wonder if he was *on the take* iykwim.

I just want one in Detroit!!!

That school needs to step it the fuck up, I'm so upset for you.

UGH

The 2026 CFL Draft: What It Is, How It Works & Why You Should Care Draft season is finally, here both north and south of the border! Chris Lawton explains the importance of the CFL Draft:

#CFL #CFLDraft

Yeah they're always cute drinks but I would rather not sip on my lawnmower bag

Ilysm

Man, Midnights really does fucking SLAP when you're 🍃🍃🍃

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Oh my god that is horrifying on MANY levels. Is everyone safe now?

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

I would do unspeakable things for a pizza 73 gluten free pizza and nuggets combo 😭😭😭

You should get a stipend from them for helping with accessibility issues. Thanks, comrade!

Actually ignore this I thought I had them restricted but I did not. I do now though!!!

My DMs are limited it came in as a "chat request"

That's so real actually

He dmed me to complain about me calling him a freak btw. Maybe don't act like one then.

I'll get right on that 🙂‍↕️

Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18

Curry powder, garam masala, ginger, garlic, cumin, coriander, tomatoes, chicken, butter, heavy cream 🙂‍↕️

Photoshopped picture of Taylor Swift wearing black sunglasses and a cream sweater that say big dick is back in town

YOU MADE A DEAL WITH THIS DEVIL

TURNS OUT MY DICK’S BIGGER

I mean it's pretty clear he has no friends

HELP 😂😂😂😭

Guaranteed they don't make you any more tan, but they will separate you from your hard earned cash.

LETS GO I'll cook who wants butter chicken

Tanning....gummies? How does that.......

Evergreen reminder this 420: No one should be in prison for weed.

Probably the freak's new single, he seems to love the phrase.

"milking kids" is a red fucking flag NGL.

never bet against the house 😈

game changer s8 premieres may 18th 🎉