oh god, this whole royal gossip got me hooked 🍿

〝 salutations, sweet appetizers! 〞

little squeak .

〝 Alastor, my dear! 〞

〝 hello, hello, my sweeties .〞

〝 oh, absolutely!
what are ya fancying today?

black tea? green? jazmin? belladonna? 〞

ㅤ ㅤresting her head on
ㅤ the *𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿's shoulder .

so exhausted she's falling asleep

well for the past few days--.〞

a grateful nod as she followed him around . her presence feels languid, quite opposite to her usual charismatic attitude .

letting herself slide on the nearest chair, as soon as some privacy is granted .
the cannibal overlord let out a heavy sigh .

〝 oh Al. . . i have not been feeling so↬

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clicking her tongue, her abyss dark eyes shifted towards the Emporium .

〝 would a cup of hot tea make ya feel any bette' ? 〞

might be a matter of empathy, or that she simply gave off a scent of insecurity and despair that the overlord caught like perfume .

she tilted her head to the side, brows furrowed with concern .

〝 oh, ya poor thing. . . is this yoir first day down here ? heard it can be a little overwhelming .〞↬

〝 oh it ain't trouble at all, my dear ! 〞she's quick to fetch some freshly brewed tea, accompanied by pastries .

〝 im on a break right now and it will pass quicker with some tea and gossip, don't ya think ? 〞

(( this is not a lewd account ❗❗❌❌ lewd sls might occur but only with chemistry and with other adult muses

there's a bunch of cannibals crowding around them both .

without any signal from the overlord, they won't be taking one more step .

Rosie seems to ignore their presence pretty effortlessly, as threatening as it might be .

〝 oh ! are ya staying at the Hazbin Hotel ? 〞

oh, now she feels flattered .

〝 it was my pleasure to help princess charlie . what a lovely, capable young woman, your Majesty !

she's working really hard t' make a difference, and i admire and appreciate that .〞

oh ❗❗
cue the graceful courtesy delivered at the monarch .

〝 yer Majesty ! what a pleasant surprise to have you 'round my district .

oh, ya just came in time for the Samhein festival indeed !
my cannibals are overflowing with enthusiasm for the festivity days ! 〞

bring you 'round my district ? 〞

〝 i ain't too bad, love .
business is running smoothly and cannibals are flourishing like mold on wet bred ! 〞as she spoke, she occupied herself in organising one of the shelves with souvenirs . lining up a bunch of bone keychains .

〝 what about you, dear ? any specific reason t'↬

act a liiiittle bit more collaborative .〞

〝 i ain't staying out of any angelic business within the borders of my territory, love .〞her words are equally enchanting and assertive . she's used to command around with a smile, anyone could tell .

〝 unless ya want over a thousand cannibals making it harder for ya, i suggest you ↬

blink, blink .

〝 energy drink ?
what's in there ? cocaine ?〞

and the first sight he gets is of the overlord staring at him, with utter curiosity in her pitch black eyes .

〝 oh my .
bad hangover day ? 〞

〝 goooood morning, sweet appetizers ! 〞

she's been working all day with no break to eat .

feeling famished 🩸

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〝 someone 'round here smells like vanilla and i feel 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙 〞

tall, enigmatic men 🫀🫀🫀