Mike Brown has no idea what timeouts are for

There's only one thing left for the Mets to do: sacrifice Grimace to the sea gods at second base during the 7th inning of their next home game.

Ossoff: I don’t know if you saw, but JD Vance was in Georgia this week. Don’t worry—no one showed up. The stadium was empty.

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

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was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

It’s Election Day.

If you run into any issues voting — questions about your polling place, problems at the polls, anything at all — call 888-730-5816 immediately.

Every vote counts. Make sure yours does. #GA14

To everyone celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and hope.

This man has the brain scramblies

Four-byline alert: 🚨

“.. A broker for Pete Hegseth, the US defence secretary, attempted to make a big investment in major defence companies in the weeks leading up to the US-Israeli attack on Iran, according to three people familiar with the matter.”

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That’s a vintage Mets loss

3-RUN HOMER FOR ROBERT JR. 💥

A photo of the gigantic No Kings crowd in Atlanta, Georgia.

Atlanta is showing up to say no ICE, no war, No Kings. #NoKings

Kash Patel rn

The SAVE America Act is a disaster for democracy and I'm not going let it get passed into law.

Are we seriously going to ask rural seniors to buy a $165 passport and drive miles and miles to register to vote in person?

Think voting doesn’t matter? 766 votes.

Trump allies plan Senate floor takeover to pass SAVE America Act — The Hill President Trump’s allies are planning to take over the Senate floor this week in a bid to pass the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE America) Act, setting up a major test for Senate Majority ...

They are trying to replicate the procedural tactics segregationists once used to block civil rights, this time to take our rights away.

“[There are no British actors nominated tonight]… a British spokesperson said, ‘well at least we arrest our pedophiles.’”

— Conan O’Brien during the #Oscars  opening monologue.

Ossoff: "The WH put out a video depicting this war as a video game. When service members are returning in flag-draped coffins, & even more have lost limbs or suffered brain injuries or are fighting for their lives, this WH treats war like a game. It's a disgrace. And it speaks to a moral rot."

Wearing matching dress shoes that don’t fit to appease your boss is just flat out cult shit

“So I was saying, ‘I feel like Bam gets 83 tonight’.”

why, you could even say the mission was accomplished

Imagine all the cool, fast trains we could have with the billions we spend on bombs.

This is one of the strongest pieces of Dem rhetoric I've seen in my brief time on this earth. If Biden/Harris made this strong of an argument against Trump I think she would have won. Giving someone the SOTU response is basically making them walk the plank, but Spanberger did a genuinely good job.

The Virginia Supreme Court has ruled that the state can put a redistricting plan on the ballot this spring that could add as many as four more Democratic seats in Congress.

The referendum will take place on April 21.

Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.

insane to be reporting this stuff with a straight face. like what are we doing here man

Getting word that they shut down the El Paso airport because Secretary Duffy heard that there was someone wearing sweatpants on a flight to Houston.

Not a lot of quarterbacks would’ve survived the Jets like Sam Darnold did. There were a lot of timelines in which Darnold today is languishing as a backup or third string QB. Gotta feel good for the guy.

Ossoff: “This is the Epstein class... Trump is literally closing rural hospitals to cut taxes for George Soros...”

I would strongly encourage Democrats to continue with this rhetorical strategy.

It really subverts the entire worldview of the MAGA right.

I found the dumbest most pathetic post on the internet today: