Haha, I've never seen the way that I feel about mornings so eloquently put!

Classic PICNIC.

Clearly there is something wrong with the attitude in this country when the idea of banning a barbaric sport is much more controversial than Tice's tweets saying that he wants to ban new solar farms. 🤦‍♂️

Eric Morecambe holding André Previn by the lapels, as Ernie Wise looks on.

"You can't hear an image."

The image:

I didn't know Peter Andre had died!

I went and saw Project Hail Mary.
A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie.
Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that.
He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.

‘Luggage’ is an everyday word I don’t really think about and then I realise it means ‘stuff I lug around’ and now I am very fond of the word luggage.

*Fruit into yoghurt is fine. Yoghurt into *fruit is an absolute no-no.

* Substitute for your corner of choice.

My son is about to take his 40th flight - we are extreme day trippers Rhona Paton started a group sharing tips for extreme day travellers which now has over 30,000 members.

Could there be a better example of the need for climate education and a #frequentflyerlevy?! 🙄

My son is about to take his 40th flight - we are extreme day trippers www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Update: My direct client has just rather sheepishly called me to discuss. Negotiations are ongoing....

Close to double. Appreciate that they have overheads and a small bit of time to account for but I'm shocked.

I have a regular piece of work for a client but I work through another consultancy firm. The deliverable is 95% me. The end client has just sent me the new contract by mistake and I have seen the markup that my direct client is making on me.

This is going to make for an interesting conversation.

Happy New Bike Day 🥳

I have a father and mother in law in Iran. I have a sister in law. A niece. She's 14. She likes silly pink headbands and purses and dresses, just like kids her age all over the world. There are 93 million people like her in Iran. People who do all the normal mundane life things as the rest of us.

Did my first ride of the year on the summer bike and in full summer kit earlier. Left without my Garmin but soon realised and went back for it. Then after about 10 mins realised I'd forgotten my glasses. Didn't go back and spent the whole ride squinting and trying to avoid bugs and dust.

There's a party that cares about people *and* about the planet.

And it can win in 30 days time.

This is your moment to join the Green Party.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

Watching with family. They didn't realise I was this passionate a fan 😂

Never in doubt 😂

So proud of the team #Saintsfc

'Sake Leo! #SaintsFC

Why are #SaintsFC in their away kit for a home game?

Ahh, boo 🫤

Timeline cleanse. Sound up 🔊

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A full disc image of Earth, as seen from the Orion Crew Module. The planet is a pale blue, swirling with white clouds and glowing slightly lighter blue in place from reflected light. At lower left, a large brown landmass is Africa, with Spain and Portugal with twinkling lights where the planet curves. At top right, auroras glow in a thin green glow, just barely separated from the planet's surface. Earth is set against the black of space (pic: NASA/R.Wiseman)

More context on this #Artemis II image:

* This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right

* The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon:
☀️🌍🚀🌕

Ah, I see.

I'm probably being a bit dim but you're going to have to explain that one to me.

Time for a new bike I think. It's the only logical solution from here.

Surely Wolverhampton Wanderers would take the title? - this has actually got me thinking now, are there more....