I can teach you languages and tools - I can't teach you innate curiosity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't know anything about you - but here's a grand idea. GET THE FUCK OUT. Stop being a performative assflute and leave. Don't cry about it - don't make a spectacle of yourself - just leave. That's what a person with a modicum of self-respect would do. Grandstanding MC-energy bullshit. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

this is art.

In today's episode of "lol wtf the internet is silly"

- Iran malwares Iraq
- Ukraine malwares Russia
- North Korea attacking cryptocurrency exchanges
- China malwares a bunch of countries
- Chinese nerds infect iOS apps (lol)
- North Korea oopsies, infects PC from GTA V mods

imagine knowing so little about your intended audience. NO ONE is more likely to (rightfully) go apoplectic about this enshittification than gamers.

4chan for AI is absolutely how we end up with some kind of IncelSkyNet that is a far worse future for us and our new impotent overlords.

Fun fact you can do everything you want with just HTML tables and people liked that version of the Internet a lot better

this is a personal attack and I don't like it.

this is fantastic. <3

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

"Qiling will be my go-to for from the start of an emulation project... ... if all you need is the ability to debug your scripts, udbserver is an easy solution that you can use with your Unicorn scripts as-is."

yo dawg, I heard you like malware xzibit meme like it's 2007

the path from WoW private server admin to malware author is treacherous and not for the weak ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

CISA warns of five-year-old GitLab flaw exploited in attacks The U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) ordered government agencies to patch their systems against a five-year-old GitLab vulnerability that is actively being exploited in attacks.

The U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) ordered government agencies to patch their systems against a five-year-old GitLab vulnerability that is actively being exploited in attacks.

Kali Linux 2025.4 released with 3 new tools, desktop updates Kali Linux has released version 2025.4, its final update of the year, introducing three new tools, desktop environment improvements, and enhanced Wayland support.

Kali Linux has released version 2025.4, its final update of the year, introducing three new tools, desktop environment improvements, and enhanced Wayland support.

Put your cyber skills to the test with Talos’ 12 Days of Malware, featuring insights from Talos-driven research published throughout the year. Try to guess the threat actor or tool in as few clues as possible, and share how you did in the comments below: blog.talosintelligence.com/salt-typhoon...

"Out for LEC Maintenance - tech replies too many sharks to properly inspect. Will update tomorrow."

sitting next to a sweaty guy on a plane who just finished a workout at terminal 8 while wearing a shirt, tie, and suit

Stop Putting Your Passwords Into Random Websites (Yes, Seriously, You Are The Problem) Welcome to watchTowr vs the Internet, part 68. That feeling you’re experiencing? Dread. You should be used to it by now. As is fast becoming an unofficial and, apparently, frowned upon tradition - w...

watchTowr Labs has found thousands of secret tokens and credentials shared publicly on code formatting and beautification sites, such as JSONFormatter and CodeBeautify

labs.watchtowr.com/stop-putting...

***record scratch*** "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation..."

From a wave of ToolShell incidents, to a rise in post-exploitation phishing and the creative misuse of legitimate tools like Velociraptor, this episode of the TTP is packed with insights from Q3: www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7yV...

you need this in your life.

they won't even open betting lines for DNS as the RFO on these things.

A promotional graphic for a Reddit AMA by Cisco Talos. It features the text: 'Join our Reddit AMA. Get your questions answered by Talos researchers and incident responders. October 30th on reddit.com/r/cybersecurity.' The background is dark with a blue map design.

Save the date: Cisco Talos is hosting a live Reddit AMA on r/cybersecurity on October 30! Our team members will be on standby to answer your questions about our latest Incident Response Quarterly Trends Report, today’s threat landscape, and more.

Talos is serving up a special episode of Beers with Talos! VP Christopher Marshall (the “real Marshall,” much to Joe’s displeasure) joins Hazel, Bill, and Joe for a very real conversation about leading a large team when the world won’t stop moving: cs.co/63325AFR3x