UTTER WOKE NONSENSE!!!!!!!!

The worst thing the #wokebrigade ever did was remove the fish from christmas crackers!!!

The end is near!

Beat bed of chaos first try

This new year can't be worse than the last one right?

Hell yeah!

Scone Lennon:

Happiness is a jam scone

Zeta gundam best gundam

Minecraft pig on a leash called "Freak" At the bottom of the image is the prompt "unleash"

Purgatory is being a fan of an AFC East team this season

Picture of doggo wearing a pink knitted hat affixed to a parking pole in New Jersey.

The uncertainty of whether this doggo is lost or wanted for murder is killing me.

live your life so that your death isn’t met with “lol and furthermore lmao”

Jelly fish probably serve a bigger purpose than humans

Just deactivated my twitter acount

This is me if you even care

Unfortunately not

My favourite thing about bluesky is the villain of the week. It really makes you feel like you live in a Saturday morning cartoon!

There is no way its nearly September

Middle names are kinda pointless ngl

Elon managed to fuck up twitter again

Steely dan goes kinda hard tbh

Just found out the Daniel Craig weekend bot is here and I can't express how happy this makes me

I think Musk should be given a Nobel prize for killing twitter. Its the only good thing he ever did.

Wisdom teeth fucking suck

Not really a fan of dogs tbh