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dooo iiitt, you got this you ARE POWERFUL!!
wow whos that handsome actor?
the temptation to go back to mastadoon just to follow is real...
only those that are small and fit go into the crystal. they are weak and will not survive the winter.
Chris has now absorbed all the water, and is MUCH plumper now! They seem really happy about it! In the background, a Blastoise gives a thumbs up, and looks really happy about what has happened.
Felt inspired to do a little sequel doodle!!
And yesss, Chris definitely did end up a LOT denser... and softer, and rounder...
It looks like the culprit is pretty proud of their handiwork, though!
That Blastoise is doing us all a service, glad to see hes reveling in this aftermath with the rest of us. Fantastic shapes man <3
3D render of anthro goat as a plush, who is wearing a blue button shirt with sunglasses, with the word "Hank" at the bottom.
Fuzzy buddy badge commission for bighank!
Two kinds of patato is a power move i can't believe I haven't tried before. This sounds so incredibly good its no fair
I care immensely and need like three
Due for @knockoutmouse.bsky.social
This post has no hashtags...
If it reaches you, you are most likely a furry πΈ
As you descend into the depths of the Underdark dungeons... tremendous and unfathomable cold shivers run down your spines... Elias Gottfried! Tauv Roghwell! Roll for Initiative! GOOD LUCK, ADVENTURERS! (aFurreak as a Dungeon Master never.)
Underdark Dungeon Crawling
For BogRot!
my man did nothing ever, hes perfect this is messed up
(he might need a shorter leash)
Frogs when you lift a rock in a bog #starfox
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to β¦
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
false advertising, i dont think ceasar would ever sit still enough to get the leash on
attackfish Follow 2d ago As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing. In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt. koshercosplay Follow 1d ago it is a beautiful day in ancient egypt and you are a horrible frog
A friendly looking orc happily holds up his pet sheep in a beautiful green meadow.
"If one geese is goose...
Then why one sheep isn't shoop?" π€π
Thus sound the thoughts that are on the mellow orc's mind. His mission? Make sure the world will know that one sheep should be called shoop. Spread the word, for him! π₯Ίπ
Fun speedpaint of Vidaar for @baronxiv.bsky.social
Mario galaxy movie spoilers //
being delusional over a millisecond frame. Ribbit!!
why am i being called out in this post?
having read all the other routes recently, this is shockingly accurate
Go, Kay, Go! Give your support to this sheep's jogging journey. Ganbatte, @bluescale.bsky.social!
yeah ok, im getting in line, calm your tits
Slippy doodles for fanart posted back in June for my Patreon! Always gotta do prior doodles before major drawings....won't lie. He's more complex than he looks. lol
He's good froggo. X3
#starfox #slippy #patreon #furryart
gahhh, im so bad at checking bsky. still EXCITING! Love to see what you come up with!
imagining a DOOM like where your ammo refills are just other furs hanging out in a coffee shop or bus stop
holy this takes me back, FTAG was the GOAT i swear
A watercolor color image of a dark eyed junco in a huge pair of barrel legged jeans with a studded belt and chain. Text on an orange field reads "Dark Eyed JNCO"