Blah blah tits blah blah

#pixelart #artpost

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Trying something a little different for the 3 times a year I go out to a party at a gay bar

BECAUSE NOBDOY EVER TAKES PICS OF ME SO THEY ARE ALL SELFIES

Need any beach chairs carried? I can handle two - maybe three - of those at once. No big deal.

It was a titty kind of morning

Oh hey I never shared this pic here anyway bye!

Growing little by little!! 😁

IS THAT TATTOO WHAT I THINK IT IS

I literally posted the wrong pic and only had this screenshot because the insta post had 69 likes and I thought it was funny 🫠🥴

Biiiiig stretch

The gym is done and I’ve flipped the lever that initiates the process by which the entire structure will now begin to sink into a hidden bog below 😈

I am quite literally always a furnace so no worries there 😁

Sunday cuddles?

Long story short, my ass has gotten fatter 🥹

That’s all you, handsome 😍

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Idk what this is but here it is

Hope everyone gets to eat an entire box of chocolates today (I’m not a gainer - my fat ass just loves chocolate 🥰)

It’s gotten to the point where I open one of these apps up and almost immediately see something I don’t like and therefore close it again. Maybe I’m just not a social media girlie anymore!

Who wants to watch The Menu with me?

Fuck do I enjoy cheese

Y’all really do love to vague-post on here, eh? So I’ll just say this bluntly - I think @jjskyhopper.bsky.social is a piece of shit 😘

And I love them both equally 🥹

You can kinda see my quads through my thigh fat now 😌

That demon has been expelled 😌

What are you going on about NOW

Like we’re ALL very impressed by how strong you are, you big manly man muscle man but shut the *fuck* up 🥴