The dichotomy of man

Late to the party so I feel like everyone has already been tagged 💔 @ihavethegrimoire.bsky.social @catoru.bsky.social @limitlessgeto.bsky.social @ idk anyone else who wants to do this

Fics that feel like a warm hug and a big kiss on the forehead 🥰

Oviposition is a team sport and possibly the best thing to be birthed from touching brain tips

11/10 no notes

Freak 4 freak friendships are so dear to me cause yeah you should not only match my freakquency but actively be one upping me

Fucking morosexual wet pathetic Suguru is canon to me now. Touching brain tips isn't enough im giving that brain the sloppiest toppy ever Kenny style

WHEN I GET YOU I SWEAR TO GOD

satoru gojo being a pathetic soppy crying bottom, dumbass menace pretending hes not trembling, with infinity active, taunting suguru like he doesnt want that schlong so bad its making them both look stupid, saying, "aw is pathetic twunky suguru not gonna fuck me? holes open for business yk? weak ass virgin too scared?"

suguru geto, who is just a little bit dilfy for no reason at all (chewable hips (thats why (ur welcome sluts (honesyly i rly coulda made those thighs a little more slamming bamming but i had to accomodate the summit of fuck mountain)))) hes being a patheic loser and lamenting his shitty taste in men, possibly having a morosexual awkening, enjoying it too like the feeble little freak4freak he is.

@loouisink.bsky.social you cannot speak to me that way bc i will always make the thing

#queyquoart #satosugu read that alt text it slaps

Also to people I still need to reply to sorry I'm not being a total dick. Between mine and mates birthday, having family visit the country and the funeral I've drained my tank dry, I'll catch up to things soon

To the obvious bait and walks out, dragging Satoru with him, down to the lake to swim even though it's last curfew and they risk getting caught and it's out there in the water, half naked and bathed in the moonlight, that Satoru has to admit he may be a little tiny teensy bit gay for Suguru.

It becomes a nightly tradition. Half the time they don't even talk planning, they just talk (please read Satoru pokes and prods and drags out any tiny bit of information Suguru is willing to give and he's still so greedy for more). Suguru is such a stickler for the rules, and obviously he raises-

Satoru follows Suguru around like a lost puppy, hating it any second his attention is taken up by any of the other counsellors, he starts following him back to his lodge under the guise of planning for the next day because they're obviously the most fun ones here they can be more fun together!!

Kayaking is a race of life or death. Even smores around the campfire isn't sacred. Yuji fucking loves the competition, Maki and Megumi are so fucking done, Kento has lost so much respect for Suguru, but god is it fun to witness this mess because it's so obvious what's going on.

Until Suguru starts joining in. It's subtle at first. Suguru is just really good at archery during his demonstration but Satoru can't help but notice the smug smile he throws his way - and it's sO fucking on. They become insufferable much to everyone else's detriment. Capture the flag is a war zone.

Because Suguru should really let loose a little. Suguru thinks Satoru should actually take something serious for once - so he does. He can be serious. He can be SO serious. Every activity becomes a competition, even if it's only Satoru who's competing, sometimes Haibara if he's lucky.

Satoru IMMEDIATELY being drawn to Suguru and obviously being so well socialised as a puppy takes to annoying the ever loving shit out of him, undermining him, being worse than the kids they're taking care of, there's just something sO satisfying about watching Suguru nearly burst a blood vessel

Summer camp au
Camp counselors Satoru, Suguru, Shoko, Utahime, Haibara and Kento - three guesses at who actually take the job seriously and who's just here to fuck around and have fun.

Old shit post. Did I share this here? I don't think I shared this here. #satosugu #gego

RIGHT?! so simple yet nothing comes close

My faves liking my stuff will be the death of me

On the days recovery tastes like failure it's important to wash your mouth out with bleach

You need to do this and report back

Twirling my hair, kicking my feet, etc etc

KWEYKO ART TODAY IS A BLESSED DAY IM SURE

once upon a time a dilf and a cunty twink or however the rhyme goes

#satosugu #gego #queyquoart

Idk I guess I'm on bsky now? Anyway just dropped a new fic~

#satosugu #gego #夏五

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Ommmmg the goat is here!! We were freaking out in GC the other day over this one, Geto just laughing in Gojo's face is gonna live in my mind for the rest of my life

Holy typo

I'm sobbing, bros engine isn't stuttering it's shutting down I love him 😭

Realising I overuse this word to high hell