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a random gay helped me beat the first night lord in nightreign, and then some guy got canceled for using slurs in another group. really getting the full experience

joining my first discord server as a millennial

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 1h Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass" 9 • 176 Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social You mean look up the questions.

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

A briefcase full of smoked and cured meats

Switching out the president's nuclear briefcase with this and finally getting my much deserved nobel peace prize

my cat’s birthday is tomorrow and he doesn’t know it yet but i’m giving him a rotisserie chicken at midnight 😋

from a young age i always knew i wanted to watch my favorite artworks get vulgarized by complete schmucks

the thing about ghibli films, at least to me, is that the aesthetics are often secondary to the moving stories of unlikely companionship and wistful meditations on the passage of time, which ai cannot reproduce

idk why but the rachel zegler thing feels the most "red scare 3" of them all. she's 23 and barely did anything, and very likely isn't even all that radical, but has nonetheless incited mass bourgeois psychosis

The strategy of “concede a small point to win the greater point” should be replaced by the “Lol, no” offensive. More effective AND more fun and easy to learn. Resonates across demographics. I am avail to give a seminar on this

For Throne Of Blood’s climax, Mifune wore boards under his costume for the arrows that hit him & had to hit his marks precisely as 20 professional archers shot arrows to the right & left of him.
He said he didn’t have to act terrified for the scene. He was. He got riotously drunk the night before.

That’s… certainly an art choice

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

statler & waldorf, the elderly curmudgeon muppets

"did you hear they're gonna make transgender illegal?"

"yes, yes, it's terrible, terrible...but at least it'll solve the egg shortage!"

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

DEI failed which is why republicans are frothing at the mouth over it every three seconds

"the only things dems need to cave on are race, gender, policing, and immigration" what kind of victory would this be

almost like the point was tourism to win awards

When I cook hot dogs I like to say "I'm giving the dogs a bath." My wife & I are separated

jd vance got a team america puppet face

I don’t think people in other countries know about pep rallies or how deranged they are. At my school they had one where cheerleaders pretended they were going to kiss football players and then blindfolded them and their moms kissed them instead. The idea was that they got horny for their mom

the maoist standard english leaving my body when someone uses it unironically

not pictured: two guys screaming at the top of their lungs over a parking spot

apply for this job on Poopy. stream now on Peepee. it’s all happening on Pussy

why is this on goodreads lol

rip to a real one

a museum with ties to the prison-industrial complex posting this is crazy

No one knows how many clowns can fit in a cybertruck because they all have too much dignity to be seen in one.