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Posts by Matt Jones

There's something so captivating about expressive eyebrows.

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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.

YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

2 weeks ago 274 42 1 1

“That's 40 *cents*. Cents are a form of currency one hundred times smaller than the reál. I'm not even going to take this. Come back when you have 130 reál.”

Isn't it... evil? The order of magnitude between what is asked of a person -- and what they have?

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Be like Contact Mike

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YOU - What is beauty?

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - “When you have the fewest deviations from the norm. I've been told it's a type of mediocrity that I possess.”

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Watched a little Resident Evil Requiem last night and one of my first thoughts was "Wow their hair looks so dry, it really needs some conditioner."

Followed by an introspective "Who is THIS guy?"

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V: Guess I meant, I dunno... a happier ending... for everyone involved.

Johnny Silverhand: Here, for folks like us? Wrong city, wrong people.

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I might have just finished Cyberpunk 2077 for the last time in a long while. After experiencing the others years ago, "The Tower" ending in the Phantom Liberty storyline just hit so damn hard. I'm going to have to sit in these thoughts and feelings for a while. What an incredible story and world.

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2 months ago 1 0 0 0

It's Ash Wednesday. They're just people that went to church, not Taken under the control of the Dark Presence you have to blast with a flashlight.

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Surveillance cameras livestreamed for the internet to see Cities across the U.S. deployed Flock Safety cameras in the hopes of deterring crime. The footage ended up freely accessible on the internet.

@404media.co Y'all got a shout out on Marketplace Tech on public radio: www.marketplace.org/episode/2026...

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

three bylines, six months late, almost zero new information we hadn't reported months ago. lowercased our name and mentioned deep in the story. no link to us. said they couldnt find the govt privacy document (we did). good job wall street journal

3 months ago 3900 967 37 21

This continues to be a Taskmaster account.

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Screenshot of email from Omron. Highlighted text of subject: How to Keep Your Health Data Safe. Body contains: Currently, cloud storage is not enabled in your app settings. This means your health data is only stored locally on your device.

Screenshot of email from Omron. Highlighted text of subject: How to Keep Your Health Data Safe. Body contains: Currently, cloud storage is not enabled in your app settings. This means your health data is only stored locally on your device.

Clearly this medical device company and I have very different definitions of the word "safe" for my personal health data.

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Overton window costume but it’s just someone sprinting away

5 months ago 39 4 1 1

Gonna tell my kids this is Claude and Gemini.

5 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Seriously though, this is sad, frivolous, and harmful in multiple ways. (societally, environmentally, etc.) We don't need to be burning kilowatts of GPU cycles for this. It also makes Google look like they're grasping at straws.

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Google Workspace Updates: AI-powered makeup in Google Meet

These looks have the creativity of a Urban Decay Naked palette. Trixie Mattel x Google Cloud collab when?

workspaceupdates.googleblog.com/2025/10/ai-p...

6 months ago 0 0 1 0

If you like comedy you have to watch this show. I repeatedly got The Chris Gethard Show / Planet Scum vibes watching it. "Creature, write quote post."

7 months ago 2 0 1 0

I’ve honestly never met a Matt I didn’t like. Shout out to all the Matts out there.

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After reading so much about these cameras over months in the reporting from @404media.co, Benn released a video covering them too. Sharing what I learn in my personal and professional circles has really opened some eyes to what's going on around us.

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Today at dinner I realized Flo Rida is just "Florida" with a space. Immediate face in hands. 🤦

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Orinoco Flow, Around The World In A Tea Daze (Shpongle), Glory Box (Portishead), Poor Leno (Royksopp) -- Hope this helps and thanks for the prompt to dive into some old playlists!

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

Me: You might not like being perceived but you like being KNOWN.
Lyss: Ohhhh that’s true
Me: I guess I just did the thing we're talking about
Lyss: Goddammit

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oh no

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From the cincinnati community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the cincinnati community

@tanaweingartner.bsky.social @beccacostello.bsky.social Just wanted to make you aware: www.reddit.com/r/cincinnati...

9 months ago 2 0 0 0
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The Astronomer CEO's Coldplay Concert Fiasco Is Emblematic of Our Social Media Surveillance Dystopia Facial recognition and crowdsourced social media investigations are constantly being used not just on cringe CEOs, but on random people who are simply existing in public.

The gleeful doxing of someone cheating in public is bad even if they are a CEO and even if they are a Coldplay fan. It's bad because this kind of thing is happening to random people on TikTok for such crimes as "sitting silently on a plane" or "being attractive"

www.404media.co/the-astronom...

9 months ago 6350 1117 746 532

Are you flying out of CVG today (Tuesday)? Did you have to remove your shoes at TSA (regular, not pre-check)?

9 months ago 1 1 0 0
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Welp not a whole lot that can beat this. What an honor to meet @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp at the Death Stranding 2 premiere. Thanks for the invite @heathercampbell.bsky.social!

10 months ago 384 11 17 0
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Flock Decides Not to Use Hacked Data in People Search Tool The move comes after internal pressure and 404 Media’s reporting.

Flock Decides Not to Use Hacked Data in People Search Tool

🔗 www.404media.co/flock-decide...

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