There's something so captivating about expressive eyebrows.
Posts by Matt Jones
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
“That's 40 *cents*. Cents are a form of currency one hundred times smaller than the reál. I'm not even going to take this. Come back when you have 130 reál.”
Isn't it... evil? The order of magnitude between what is asked of a person -- and what they have?
Be like Contact Mike
YOU - What is beauty?
KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - “When you have the fewest deviations from the norm. I've been told it's a type of mediocrity that I possess.”
Watched a little Resident Evil Requiem last night and one of my first thoughts was "Wow their hair looks so dry, it really needs some conditioner."
Followed by an introspective "Who is THIS guy?"
V: Guess I meant, I dunno... a happier ending... for everyone involved.
Johnny Silverhand: Here, for folks like us? Wrong city, wrong people.
I might have just finished Cyberpunk 2077 for the last time in a long while. After experiencing the others years ago, "The Tower" ending in the Phantom Liberty storyline just hit so damn hard. I'm going to have to sit in these thoughts and feelings for a while. What an incredible story and world.
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It's Ash Wednesday. They're just people that went to church, not Taken under the control of the Dark Presence you have to blast with a flashlight.
@404media.co Y'all got a shout out on Marketplace Tech on public radio: www.marketplace.org/episode/2026...
three bylines, six months late, almost zero new information we hadn't reported months ago. lowercased our name and mentioned deep in the story. no link to us. said they couldnt find the govt privacy document (we did). good job wall street journal
This continues to be a Taskmaster account.
Screenshot of email from Omron. Highlighted text of subject: How to Keep Your Health Data Safe. Body contains: Currently, cloud storage is not enabled in your app settings. This means your health data is only stored locally on your device.
Clearly this medical device company and I have very different definitions of the word "safe" for my personal health data.
Overton window costume but it’s just someone sprinting away
Gonna tell my kids this is Claude and Gemini.
Seriously though, this is sad, frivolous, and harmful in multiple ways. (societally, environmentally, etc.) We don't need to be burning kilowatts of GPU cycles for this. It also makes Google look like they're grasping at straws.
These looks have the creativity of a Urban Decay Naked palette. Trixie Mattel x Google Cloud collab when?
workspaceupdates.googleblog.com/2025/10/ai-p...
If you like comedy you have to watch this show. I repeatedly got The Chris Gethard Show / Planet Scum vibes watching it. "Creature, write quote post."
I’ve honestly never met a Matt I didn’t like. Shout out to all the Matts out there.
After reading so much about these cameras over months in the reporting from @404media.co, Benn released a video covering them too. Sharing what I learn in my personal and professional circles has really opened some eyes to what's going on around us.
Today at dinner I realized Flo Rida is just "Florida" with a space. Immediate face in hands. 🤦
Orinoco Flow, Around The World In A Tea Daze (Shpongle), Glory Box (Portishead), Poor Leno (Royksopp) -- Hope this helps and thanks for the prompt to dive into some old playlists!
Me: You might not like being perceived but you like being KNOWN.
Lyss: Ohhhh that’s true
Me: I guess I just did the thing we're talking about
Lyss: Goddammit
oh no
@tanaweingartner.bsky.social @beccacostello.bsky.social Just wanted to make you aware: www.reddit.com/r/cincinnati...
The gleeful doxing of someone cheating in public is bad even if they are a CEO and even if they are a Coldplay fan. It's bad because this kind of thing is happening to random people on TikTok for such crimes as "sitting silently on a plane" or "being attractive"
www.404media.co/the-astronom...
Are you flying out of CVG today (Tuesday)? Did you have to remove your shoes at TSA (regular, not pre-check)?
Welp not a whole lot that can beat this. What an honor to meet @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp at the Death Stranding 2 premiere. Thanks for the invite @heathercampbell.bsky.social!