The Monkey is to Longlegs as Pirates is to The Ring

It's subtle but what if I looked at this app instead of the garbage ones. Happiness?

Huntie's gonna try Bluesky again.

Pirates sign ArrrrrrrrRowdy Tellez, obviously

You know what I don't think Bluesky is good either

Who wants codes

part five: not to get all catholic, but

I am concerned about the condition of your soul. I am concerned because you have a hunger for life, but you aren't eating. I am concerned about the spark going out.

you're starving. i don't need you to fix that but I do need you to know

One of the reasons I'm alive today is because when my friend Heather asked me if I wanted to help her make a documentary about the Blair Witch, I said, "No, thanks! I'm okay sitting in my house!"

RIP, Heather. You are missed.

Spid-no-ear man

JUST CHECKIN IN ON BLUESKY

(Love that they HAVE to legally call him Haff)

I used to work in toys once upon a time...

I have my Sebastian and Bubba hanging above my TV!

I was backing up hard drives and I found a bunch of old videos including the archives of the GSY-TV twitch era where every week for two years we produced a streaming tv show and frankly I should be prouder of it and how it kept me going while I lost my mind. Also it had dinosaurs and sketch comedy.

You know I'm a Hollywood Jew because my first thought when I heard the strike was over was 'on Yom Kippur?! Something's fishy.'

Here's to all my fellow Jews who will find out about the strike ending tomorrow night bubbelehs

The day you're sick is the day you're most motivated to get everything done, isn't it? See also Yom Kippur.

Big day today!

(2 negative Covid tests baby)

I want to do a shot for shot remake of the SEND ME ON MY WAY music video by Rusted Root and Tony the Wonder Llama

That'swhattheysayabouttheyoung

(On my way)

Bluesky is where I come to

Bluesky is like the O'Douls of Twitter. It's not real, but it scratches the itch of your old addiction.

Mid to late thirties mutant ninja turtles

I was wondering what that silence was -- it was the first time in 17 someodd years I didn't start getting Facebook birthday wishes at midnight eastern!

I agree with the silent echoes

What should I do for my birthday tomorrow?

Drew Robinson

I do have two Rancho Cucamonga souvenir cups and a nacho helmet to eat salad out of later

I do have two Rancho Cucamonga souvenir cups and a nacho helmet to eat salad out of later

What movie should I watch today

Woke up to find out that my facebook account has been hacked so I guess I'm gonna be really fucking annoying over here today.

i am the walking, talking embodiment of how Jim Carrey says "BASEBALL STUFF" in Liar Liar

Let's talk tonally bizarre double features. That's right. Death Proof and Planet Terror, or as we called it back then, Deathproonetterror. Anyway, Marley Shelton's kid "Tony" in Planet Terror is totally supposed to be dressed as Danny from the Shining, right?

#2: Weird Comic-Con, Tom Cruise Is My Hero, And Nerd Music Also, Joy Ride is great

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