Just saying it could even make it happen

Fuck keir starmer

Enabled explicit sexual images

Evil Sex

wait i was spitting here

calamity would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

an overwhelming sense of peace washes over me whenever i get to hit a button to disable autoplay

[watching severance characters undergo double emotional torture] is it ever that deep??????

i did a dramatic reading of haunting of hill house opening passage on video call with my sweetheart today

nobody wants to hear about the part in guy ritchie's snatch where angel by massive attack plays as brad pitt watches his mother burn to death but i'll keep talking about it

uhhh dead pigeon i saw the other day and two stagehands on a smoke break watched me take photos of it

hold me down until i scream or til you empathise

LMAOOOOO

getting old fashioned with it

susie cave is goth gwyneth paltrow

i am stretched on your grave and will lie there forever

i should watch oppenheimer

david byrne is so hot in stop making sense SORRY i want to chew on his face

as nicole dollanganger once said, come on bitch chew and swallow

it's so roman empire of me to break my fast at 4pm with bread dipped in olive oil and balsamic vinegar

oh yeah i definitely wrote that one

dennis is asshole, why charlie hate?

dear diary i still find "eat your young" unbearably sexy

i hate scott pilgrim with my life he does not leave me alone

just remembered the ending of nymphomaniac part 2 don't piss me off 😑

it's quicker and easier to eat your young