They spent a decade complaining about safe spaces and then made a robot to give you compliments and tell you your mp3 of farting noises is Brian Eno

This timelapse of the Artemis II splashdown from today is just so cool.

Y'all they are back on earth and *immediately* having the most extremely earth-bound tech issues imaginable

how is anyone supposed to get work done dude. that's live. that's earth, right now, right this minute, and in an hour they are gonna splash in the sea. too in awe to think about where we'd be if this is what we funneled our tax dollars to instead of bombs that make gas prices quintuple overnight

After everything that’s gone right on mission, it’s the damn sat phone that doesn’t work lmfao I’ll take it

a man in a purple vikings jersey is talking into a microphone while a woman watches . ALT: a man in a purple vikings jersey is talking into a microphone while a woman watches .

They got home safe

bef jerky

(Design director takes a long drag on a cigarette) Change nothing, and make it say arigato gosaimasu

(Watching the Forza prologue trailer, nodding) yeah I mean that’s a Forza alright

Game Devs Explain The Tricks Involved With Letting You Pause Developers provide some insight into how they all make games stop and start when you press a button

Slowing down time, tricking players with screenshots, and more!

Here's how devs let you pause (and unpause) video games.

I could post this every morning and it would still be relevant

Super Mario Galaxy Movie review: Sucks real bad. Good night

Good morning

All this AND I get to go to traffic hell? Sick

Was thrilled to chat to @cvamped.bsky.social about ALT: GAMES! Love Multiplier immensely and was an honour to be part of it!

I have just spent the morning on Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride so coming back to Sony announcing something this boneheaded is oddly comforting

I have just received an email for something called PlayStation Playerbase and it appears to be a lottery for (checks notes) just giving your whole likeness to PlayStation, forever, for free

This has been an insane morning made more insane by the fact that my skull is filled to bursting with flu gunk 0/10 do not recommend

I’m very proud of Assistant Curator Michael, he’s a very good artist and made this to show his love for games.
#altgames #alt #sydney #museum

ALT is about community and making everything accessible for the industry especially in Sydney! It’s wonderful to see these satellite community events happening ☺️

HEADLINE: they actually put transparent legs on geodude at a parade in japan Three mascots of Pokémon, one of whom is Geodude a cranky rock man. He has transparent legs

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):

Every Castlevania game is about going into a room and there’s just some asshole.

not only are wire services the core of an enormous amount of reporting, AP plays a very specific and authoritative role in election calling

What local game developers really think about using GenAI artworks as 'placeholders' | ScreenHub: Film, TV, Streaming and Games Video game development is increasingly under scrutiny, as some developers begin integrating GenAI as 'placeholder' for tone and idea generation.

GenAI isn't a useful placeholder when making video games. It doesn't save time, and it actively stifles the creative process.

Here's what local devs think: @untitledlucegame.bsky.social @mickey.ghoulish.com.au @madmacsfuryroad.bsky.social @theboyofcheese.bsky.social @tdogextreme.bsky.social + more.

bluesky is and has always been a posting retirement home for elder millennials

(Can’t take credit for this one, it was all Alex Gallagher who had been at work on the piece well before I arrived. Please read it heaps and maybe we’ll be able to do more)

This industry faced near total collapse in Australia. How did it come back from the brink? Australia's game industry is levelling up, with independent studios hitting high scores despite ongoing challenges.

A feature about games on SBS News? It’s more likely than you think.
www.sbs.com.au/news/article...

what is your job, exactly, if youre not doing the work

A screenshot of a transcript, read from bottom to top... 03:40:20Z (0:11): "Hi, Copy. Would you authorize one use of the toilet?" 03:40:30Z (0:05): "Checking." 03:42:15Z (0:19): "Integrity Houston, breaking news. We have results on the discussions down here for the tank venting and at this time you are go for all types of uses of the toilet." 03:42:35Z (0:08): "And the crew rejoices. Thank you."

BREAKING: Artemis II toilet update (transcript is in reverse chronological order)