A black-and-white Avocet stands motionless in shallow wetland water, facing the camera with an unimpressed expression, as if waiting for an explanation. Its long blue-grey legs are partly submerged and its thin, upturned bill curves slightly to one side. Gentle ripples surround the bird, with soft, blurred wetland tones in the background.
Respect Wetlands. Or explain it to this Avocet.
#WorldWetlandsDay
May is going to be a huge month, Devil Wears Prada 2 followed by new Maisie Peters album
I do very much miss having a space on the internet where I just put thoughts without worrying about quality (consider this a warning)
How early is too early to begin my Netflix Christmas originals watching again?
Really hate how my brain is like reading, the thing we love to do? Action not available for indeterminate amount of time.
I know this is a common experience but just why.
Finding stuff that isn't designed to fall apart so you have to keep spending money is so hard and soul destroying so here's a lead. These guys are good.
Also Yes Friends for clothing.
Peak sibling communication: sending my brother a purchase link for 700g jar of crispy chilli and the words "700g"
Was excited to get a corner room in the travelodge this time but turns out that just means I can hear a man hacking his lung up on 2 sides of my room not just 1
No one wants pigeon moon, move on
I'm at 52 classes, I think I have a problem
Describe my idea of the worst book in 10 words
No I have not bought that and do not intend to 😂
Worked out that my physical To Be Read pile is 50 books! 😬😶🌫️
While people are moving platforms, if anyone wants to follow me on storygraph I love books
app.thestorygraph.com/profile/chaz...
Been having a miserable time getting home from work recently as trains run fairly okay all day and then as soon as I finish they cancel ALL of them for an hour and a half 👌
Would love another frosty morning please
PLEASE can people quit spraying deodorants and perfume on the train. It is so unfair.
A film poster. At the top is text that reads "this holiday season expect the unexpected" and at the bottom text that reads "a christmas prince, the royal baby, netflix, dec 5". The poster features a couple stood on a garlanded balcony looking towards the camera. The woman is stood in front. She has a blonde bob, is wearing a red dress with a large jewelled necklace and is visibly pregnant. The man stands slightly behind. He has brown hair and is wearing a black military jacket with a blue sash. Both are smiling. Around the sides of the poster are pine garlands, one has tiny red converse hanging from it.
A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby (2019)
Plot - 3/10
Christmasness - 5/10
Ridiculousness - 9/10
Feel good - 4/10
Chaz opinon - 3/10
Total: 24/50
+1 for referencing Princess Switch
Honestly this just straight up didn't need to be made. It's terrible and the worst fake tension.
Really cross that Pete has got through on Strictly ngl, he should have gone home a couple of weeks ago.
I love my job, but working a 62 hour week has wrecked me. Let me go to bed, please.
I often dislike the Disney trend of having pop covers of the main song for the credits, but Frozen 2 WENT OFF with theirs
🌼 Snowdrops must be planted this week 🌼
If you want a wintery, floral display to bloom in your garden in the new year, make sure your snowdrop bulbs are planted by the end of November!
See more tips: www.express.co.uk/life-style/g...
The drama of the last light shining right on the waves before the next storm comes through.
should i pivot 2 having really bad opinions
Honestly wild that Edward Scissorhands ranks on this list, and that 23% of people think Love Actually, a film which counts down to Christmas during the film, isn't a christmas film??
Keir Starmer has told This Morning that he doesn't have a favourite Christmas movie - when we asked in 2020, 65% of Britons *were* able to give an answer, with 'Elf' being the top choice among those who did, at 15%
yougov.co.uk/entertainmen...
A film poster with text at the bottom in red that reads "a christmas prince the royal wedding". The poster background is pale with falling snowflakes. It features a man and woman looking at each other in profile. The woman is on the left she has blonde hair swept back and is wearing a white wedding dress. The man is on the left and has brown hair and is wearing a blue military jacket with gold collar and shoulder pads with a red sash.
A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding (2018)
Plot - 5/10
Christmas - 6/10
Ridiculousness - 8/10
Feel good - 5/10
Chaz opinion - 5/10
Total: 29/50
+1 for actor change being aggressively joked about
Yeah it just gets silly really, but the logical next step in the series.
A film poster. In the top right corner text that reads "a netflix film. A christmas prince. She's looking for a scoop, he's looking for a queen." Below are a couple standing in front of a red carpeted staircase. The man is on the left. He has brown hair and is looking down at the woman. He wears a military jacket with several royal crests, covered by a red sash. The woman is on the right, she has blonde hair in a neat bun and is looking up at the man. She wears a strapless blue dress with black lace detailing. Both people are wearing white gloves and the woman is holding the man's arm. There are fairy light sparkles at the top and bottom of the poster.
A Christmas Prince (2017)
Plot - 5/10
Christmas - 7/10
Ridiculousness - 7/10
Feel good - 6/10
Chaz opinion - 6/10
Total: 31/50
+1 for referring to people as "peasants"
Sort of the original Netflix offering, it's fun but the acting is a bit wooden
Love when instagram girlies are like "I'd have been burned for being a witch", "I'd have been lobotomised" ladies, I want a large bell and a silly wig and the freedom to stand and yell in a public place.
I would have been a town crier in another life.