I think stellar is a bit much, but they're very nice.

I've only used it a bit but I liked it.

How else are they going to get past the sea lions?

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Palantir is doing cutting edge science on whether its possible for an entire company to have cocaine psychosis

Couchella? [Obligatory Vance Joke]

"The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it." —P.J. O'Rourke

Caffeine after 2:00 p.m.? You animal!

Technically you're not caving if you're enthusiastically supportive from the start

He also helped to popularize the saxophone.

This River Is Wild YouTube video by The Killers - Topic

A piano arrangement of this, I think

Zombies, for one.

I'm curious what you do with the cracklings? The last time I made lard I think I liked the cracklings even more than the lard itself, but I feel like maybe they could be even better, like cold smoking and salting it or seasoning it like breakfast sausage with some sage and whatnot.

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Orange Crush?

I agree, I like the flavors of 3rd wave coffee but it's often too thin and tea like. I wish I could pair the motor oil consistency of a 2nd wave dark roast with the flavor of a specialty light roast.

i had a dream that someone from bluesky got really mad at me for calling poor people from the middle ages “peasants”

I once helped former LA Dodgers pitcher Darren Dreifort with his geometry homework. Today's nerds won't be able to say that. Partly because of AI and partly because Darren is 53 now.

Roger that

Which one?

There is only one person who can get Bluesky working again

I’m beginning to think Donald Trump might be a liar.

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Hadn't noticed but now that you mention it...

Don Schlitz, Songwriter of Kenny Rogers' 'The Gambler,' Dead at 73 Don Schlitz, the songwriter who wrote the country music story song 'The Gambler' for Kenny Rogers, has died at 73.

RIP Don Schlitz.

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run

New celebrity spokesperson for Zyloprim.

Those statements aren't mutually exclusive. It's possible that Epstein hated Trump and that he was Trump's closest friend.

18 moms = 2.1 weeks

It's been up and down all day. Seems to be better for now.