a golden retriever getting pets

this dog's single function in life is to extract the maximum number of pets from every human

Anyhow I accidentally spent 9 hours on the homework I had due today and did not get caught up on anything else or do my dishes.

One of my coworkers left this week to work for a nonprofit who helps companies get defense contracts and he seemed shocked when I said I did not care that they were paying double what I make I have ethical boundaries.

"The bad arguments on bluesky have caused me to become pro ai" not me. I will never let s bad post harm my mind

petition to rename the toronto raptors (named for a movie craze with no relation to canada, dumb mascot isn’t even a raptor it’s a t-rex) to the toronto raptors (the bird of prey, many of which are native to ontario, the mascot could be a great horned owl which is fucking beautiful, go birds)

bless Scaachi

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Every generation needs its Galaxy Quest: a movie that, despite every individual element screaming that it can't be good, is actually good

NOOOO

Their fryer

We got a new air fryer today and Rhasan said “where’re we going to put this little guy?” and the almost 7 year old chimed up loudly “IT COULD BE A THEY OR THEM” and that’s how I ended up with a nonbinary air fryer.

La belle dame sans merci by Frank Bernard Dicksee version of Hans and Henry from Kingdom Come Deliverance

Two images next to each other. To the left is an image of my VTM character Ellair, holding himself in anguish with glowing yellow eyes, as his sire's hands try to grasp him from above. To the right is an image of Lucia, with candles in her hair and in her hands, her eyes glowing.

A pale changeling sitting in water in the deep dark green forest

Image of my characters Ulvar (left) and Niketas (right) looking into each other's eyes in a swedish lake in the early morning. There are reeds, water lilies, a rock and two dragon flies in the foreground.

Hey #PortfolioDay!

I'm Madeleine, an illustrator and concept artist from Sweden. I love to paint anything historical and fantasy with pretty light.

Would love to make more book covers!✨

🌐 madeleinefjall.com
✉️ madeleinefjallart@gmail.com

bert's tit

immersing ourselves in the sophisticated art culture of new york city

a shield made out of fake flowers Yet We Flourish 18"x25"

Lace helmet linocut 7"x10"

lace knight and armor Paper Dolls 40"x30"

hanging collaged paper helmet Helmet Study #2 24"x29"72"

It's #PortfolioDay here's some art I've made.

black mug with loops and star shapes, it looks lopsided because of the camera phone angle

a round oval vessel half blue half black holding a single dried seedpod stem

pitcher with medium and light blue crackly glaze

large bowl, white and orange witha dark stripe on the outside

I make pots #PortfolioDay

A character taking a selfie in their room, there's a ghost dove and a snake around them. The room is cluttered.

Be Yourself. 🪽

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

Me with pearls over my hair in a silver dress

Switching my icon into a lady of the lake thing.

America’s Op-ed Columnists Brainstorm Future Headlines About the Birth Rate “Experts Warn the Falling Birth Rate Could Have Serious Consequences for Men”

@mcsweeneys.net nails it. Funny/not funny 🫠

It turns out this washing machine incident was great because, emboldened by repairing a washing machine, Rhasan felt confident to install a door to my studio closet, replacing the death trap of a bookcase on wheels my mother had there.

personally, i’d be interested in finding out whether you can impeach a president in a fortnight. could be fun, why not try it

There’s a lot of great reasons to not have children but an underrated one is that sometimes all of their pockets are filled with rocks and their clothes go into the washing machine and the rocks make the tub get stuck and you have to disassemble the whole machine to fix it.

Imagine thinking you need ai when you could troll your child by drawing a beard on their face the old fashioned way

I went to my wine store today and my wine guy was SO excited to find me a wine to match with my pizza and a different wine to match with a kale salad specifically highlighting things I’ve liked in other wines he’s suggested.

Oh, you think it must have been fun to grow up in the 90s? You think I LIKE having Sublime songs in my head?? Is my life a joke to you?

14 year old me who was obsessed with Charles Barkley would be delighted to see this.

happy tdov, "visibility" without protection is a threat

there are not nearly enough dicks available at the dick sucking factory. it's a lot more difficult work than people realize

Me, on the way to the appointment: tell me what they make you talk about as the anesthesia kicks in, they always make me talk about my tattoos

Groggy Rhasan: the anesthesiologist tricked me and I thought they were just curious what I did for work and now here I am

The laws of the universe dictate that because I need to get my spouse to a (routine) medical procedure this morning, the kid is moving like molasses.