Still not convinced the Warlock and Patron relationship in D&D isn’t just a pyramid scheme and leveling up is like becoming Mary Kay middle manager.

Looks like Wizards want and started calling the 2025 rules what the rest of us have been calling it all along, D&D 5.5e

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“So, I got this idea about a game, there are aliens and pirates and a fun new mechanic where you can switch between them based on Huagu Points…”

*stares and waits for a reaction.

How has your Feb been? We are 15% dine with the year.

I was in a fantasy baseball league which was auctioneered my Matt Berry.

“I couldn’t understand what he said at the halftime show.”
(This is not a report from last year, but could be)

I’m shocked, SHOCKED the Brewers traded for another speed tool player.

Every Republican on the internet boiled down to basics.

Sorry I haven’t been on here too much. I’ve been busy doom scrolling, writing, fuming, and channeling.

Good chance anything I write this year will have a… bias.

Got to love seeing how often @keithlaw.bsky.social used the words “plus plus” for Brewers prospects.

Remind me to tell you about how a WaWa breakfast burrito saved my life.

Hey nerds, I’ll be in Philly area all weekend at PAGE.

If you are there say hi.

Rage Against the Machine is going to sell so many albums this year…. or downloads or whatever it is these days.

Honestly, Pixar

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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

It was The Wire but 60 years earlier.

If there is one Ent for each type of tree does that mean there is a little bonsai Ent some place?

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I put my mimics behind a locked door.

How many mimics is too many mimics?

First nap of 2026 complete.

Why not 😩🚑🐅

The top 10 movies from 1986 (40 years ago) all have a dead major actor except Ferris Bueller and Ruthless People.

The lesson is, assholes live longer.

Someone out there has already rolled more natural 20s in 2026 than you have.

I’d think about this every day if I saw it in the wild.

Soup is taking herbs, dead animals, leaves and and roots then boiling them for hours based on the recipe of yore in a vessel.

Soup is just witchcraft that is delicious.

Merry Christmas nerds.

Always