Crivens!

Even Flava Flav thinks this is all a bit much

Like the Skeksis extracting essence from a Podling

Yes! Flashback, too.

Best of luck. You can do it!

A masterclass in how to get an Academy Award nomination in under 4 minutes.

I thought it was supposed to be something embarrassing.

Wild movie. It takes a lot to make me look away from the screen these days. But one scene in particular… ohhh boy.

This is new information and I will need some time to process

Earner Bourgoun

This immediately sprang to mind

My face when I got home from the shops earlier and realised I’d forgotten the hot cross buns.

JK still out there inadvertently insisting that there are men who can get pregnant.

Agreed.

Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP

I was sceptical, but here's a link to the actual post. Blimey. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

Too many popped into my head, but this is definitely top ten somewhere.

Chuck Norris has been called upon to collect the Grim Reaper.

It's happening again! #InvalidHandle

His moral compass seems to flip flop depending on which politician he's paid to write a stinkpiece about.

How I arrived on Bluesky

Lots of fun to be had with this

Has Elon bought it already?

Has Peter "dyslexia isn't a real thing" Hitchens chimed in yet?

Millionaire politicians propped up by big donors when they hear those words…

"MONORAIL!"

Or random Simpsons quotes.

Oh god, Russell Brand is going to Baptise him isn't he?

Oh, Brendan told on himself a long time ago.