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A trafficker and his evil clown buddy - reference sheet

((Same here.))

The ground tumbles, and just beneath her farm....SWARMS of Genestealers go up in flames!!!

"Slap a detonator in @troubledtau.bsky.social's hands.

Time to make a big exit before they come!"

"But...Can she LIFT?"

I recall a similar story where a 1st generation human in a Tau controlled world tried to make a spontaneous uprising by wearing a makeshift commissar uniform and a smuggled chainsword and pistol. From what I remember, he thought the revolt was gonna be world wide but it ended up small scale.

"...The weight of duty.

I cannot pretend it cannot harm you.

Or harm others."

"We got showers and baths on the Gue Vessel.

You and the Mont Gue, you reek of sweat and old veggies, and they stink like blood and meat.

Not the best way to make an impression.

Speaking of that scheming Gue---

"You need a bath, you stink."

"I already to stop of Gue slave from humping my men's legs. Before you consider that...

You have ONE more mission to complete."

Torch snapping fingers.

"Ey ey.

Eyes up here, horny hermit."

Directs her her gaze...to her chest.

((Art of Shasa gobbling up Tau man/woman Titty like Kirby.

((Enclave Fire Warriorz are the sexiest

I don't make the rules))

A Shas, by the looks, one of IMPECCABLE... Pectorals, a warrior in prime form. A the face, hardened, rugged and scarred...

He looked on the Lil doughy Shasa...

Gave a smile.

Behind Torch, a BIG T'au male, a shirtless brickhouse of a man was typing on a datapad.

"It'll be fine, as far as I can see its just a big sendoff!"

A large bomb is dropped SMACK DAB in the middle of the farm.

"I thought you'd like to start your new journey with a BANG~!"

"Aight, is what it is, pack your stuff, I'll call in my shuttle, and get the bomb ready."

((Like I said, I do not want to engage with Twitter.))

((For now I guess the plot is on hold.

If anyone else wants to interact---

"You know I can buy that, and you have not figured out the...whatever thing with your Gue Lover ..."

"A lot of this procrastinating cannot continue while tweeting like a bird all around. I do have to report back soon."

(( :/ I was only responding to your prompt

((Grab-

"You wanted me to save that Por' lover of yours, right?"

Farsight's Rage YouTube video by Astartes Anonymous

youtube.com/shorts/iIdD8...

"Commander."

((Boons

"Yeah....But you should really get that checked out.

Just WHAT its doin to you still is a mystery."

"Seems all the regressed aggression for you..ornery?

You talked to your dark lover about it?"

Is lightly poking them, at the moment Shasa SEEMS fine ..

"Your back as spikes."

*She DOES help her up, checking the SHARP, PAINFUL looking spikes She's grown.

Disappointing...

Still holding back, even as she was taking damage, Torch had no patience, with a swift blow to the back of her knees shows how no matter how much she defends, someone will find the cracks. Its a little harder now, but her sloppy strikes and wild hits were akin to a beast...