As far as I'm concerned, this is the only proper use case for AI.

I lived in the West Village for three years and spent way too long looking at this photo going "That ain't Washington Square Park, brother" before I realized.

I'll never forget the time my friend Dave, who runs in very powerful circles. He was like "Oh Tucker is a friend of mine, and let me tell you, it's all an act. He's playing a role," and I was just like... "you know that's worse, right? Like that is significantly worse."

I'm guessing she's a "sportsball" gal tbh.

Not that a lot of those aren't Dodgers fans when it's Instagrammably convenient.

Without knowing anything at all about this author, I feel like I could probably draw her with 89% accuracy.

Leody Taveras dominance is so good for the brand.

Grady Sizemore was another guy who made a lot of highlight catches that would have been routine for someone with a decisive first step, but he had great closing speed and athleticism, so it balanced out.

Hahah I wrote this before seeing your response. FWIW I don't think Edmonds did it on purpose. I thin he just genuinely ran bad routes and had to leave his feet because he was always arriving late.

bsky.app/profile/eeph...

I know it's sacrilege, but every highlight of Jim Edmonds' career.

90% of "great catch" posts are either bad reads or slow first steps. This ball is played perfectly and then it just... decides to try and land somewhere else. Excellent play by Julio.

Let me tell you about TOOTBLAN Altuve...

Absolutely zero understanding of marginal value and cocky about it to boot.

Not to brag, but I was something of a Hot Topper myself back in the day.

After we stood by them through the cheating scandal. Do they have no appreciation for the amount of shit I have talked on their behalf?

Unfortunately, Paul Skenes immediately told this kid he was a disgrace to the Team USA uniform by being gracious.

I was invited to so many remote plays, as if television did not exist and was not infinitely better at the thing they were trying to do.

Oh yeah, I do know that song. I didn't realize it was them. That song is not as good as Out Of My Head.

Don't say Beatle Horse three times.

In 2017, when Dalton Rushing was in high school?

The coverup tied in a knot around it is WILD.

Also, I need the @lissielys.bsky.social tweet about players' wives here.

They say Austin Hedges, but this seemed pretty straightforward to me.

WAGs' nails stay did.

It's the only song of theirs I know, and it's one of my favorite songs lol.

Are you out of your head, are you out of your mind?

Probably not, but it's striking how bare the cupboard is for a team that revolutionized modern player development.

I know everyone wants a sexy trade return, especially when the team is floundering, but these are my favorite types of transactions. Guy I begrudgingly need for guy I can't fix.

More like Dalton Rushing to conclusions.

Not sure Wilmy will ever throw enough strikes to be a competitive arm, but the NYY pitching lab could do wonders for him. Meanwhile, Shew is a lefty bench hitter who can play a true shortstop and probably should have broken camp with the Yanks.

Fun, functional swap.