–– as someone who will never have kids, can i please get six months paid leave (sabbatical?) to just sleep? this is discrimination against childless people.

Never fails to amuse me when guys will post about not being able to find a decent guy to date and then they openly ignore me everytime I've hit them up to break the ice... Gee I wonder what the issue is

Let's get a place and just pencil me in for the rest of your life 👀

Now what if i we woke up and together on Sunday and made that our Sunday ritual

I barely get one day off in a row.... So. Ya

The ass is one thing. But the muscles took over for me

Why would I expect anything less than perfection?

You're a professional tease! You give just enough, but not too much and honestly.... I'm here for it.... And it makes me want you that much more

Happened to me on a cold winter, windy night in Ohio. Couldn't get it back up till the morning. Didn't touch the button for 2 months

Just do some push-ups and sit-ups

Roxy like a puma

The amount of times I say that regularly is crazy

Gahdamn.... 😳

I consider my friendships over when they let our Snapchat streak end.

You are so damn cute

grindr saw it first, good night :)

Alcohol

Just waiting for the sharpay to my ryan

Been a lot... How has yours been

"You're a great guy, but...." if I had a nickel, smh

As a man... I wanna say that I would like to show that not all men are that bad, as I think I am worth it for someone... But also as a man.... I know that so many just stuck and you will most likely not believe me and I don't think I could even blame you

You are an anatomically perfect human being. Goodness gracious!

It would be so much easier to go up to random guys to talk to, but the fear of being humiliated or hurt because I'm gay and they're not is much higher than the fear of rejection

It sucks that I genuinely avoid getting in situations where people ask "how are you doing" because I have NOTHING good to say

I am a MAGNET for matching with guys who don't realize they're not emotionally capable of being in a relationship with someone

It's that wonderful time of year where I heavily consider deleting social media