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The bizarre pocket of the NFL Draft that’s become radioactive to quarterbacks | Secret Base Get more from Secret Base on Patreon

Alex discovered a black hole in the NFL Draft's first round where no team has ventured to find a quarterback since Dan Marino. It makes no sense. It defies all odds. And everything could change on Thursday.

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the easiest way to become a GM in the NBA is to go to a bunch of baseball games

I'm hearing the NFL is coming back again, this fall

sseth

helo,w it me seth. i luv da nicks. ing making a new Video ffor you !

anyone want a seth?

Zarko Paspalj image with the following quote: "I love Pizza Hut. Oh, the supreme pizza. It's great. I eat it five times this week. I want to open Pizza Hut in Yugoslavia. I want to see Eddie Murphy and Whitney Houston and Jack Nicholson. I want to buy a Mitsubishi. I love Marlboro cigarettes."

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The NBA got its first Soviet player thanks to the power of friendship | Secret Base Get more from Secret Base on Patreon

SARUNAS '87

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The NHL beef that involved an affair, "sloppy seconds," and fat jokes YouTube video by Secret Base

18 years ago, sean avery would not get out of marty brodeur's face. 8 years ago we made a video about it. and today, i finally ask @ryansimmons.bsky.social why the fuck he put tom bergeron on the thumbnail

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Their brand is strong

it was foretold

you're talking my language QGB

he seemed like a fun hang
(happy belated birthday by the way king)

ok stop the vote

if no one's going to take this seriously then i'm going home

which sport would be most improved by putting every player on an ATV

SARUNAS '87 goes up Monday

if you need to catch up, part 1 is available here
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i suppose, but it is also very funny to be able to say you store a burned DVD in a bag

👏 i 👏 haven't 👏 learned 👏 that 👏 word 👏 yet 👏

oh so it's ok to talk about your butt if you're the one bringing it up but not when i text you before going to bed? pick a lane.

hold onto your butts. part 2 drops monday.

The trade that ruined the Wizards YouTube video by Secret Base

at this point we need to make a playlist of producers recapping childhood sports trauma. anyway here's clara with a banger

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it's fine

the history of charging the mound, episode six: LENNY RANDLE
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told myself i could change my avi once the first draft of the book is done

THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 6: LENNY RANDLE. | Secret Base Get more from Secret Base on Patreon

it's been on my list to make a video about lenny randle for six years and i finally did it. THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 6:

Finding the best team that didn't win it all YouTube video by Secret Base

will someone join this prestigious list of losers tonight?

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