didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

it's wild seeing the wheels coming off a guy like trump this badly. after over a decade of this shit, too. one way or the other the billionaire class is icarusing right in front of you, on wings of being way too ravenous, way too off-putting, way too creepy, way too stupid, and way too visible

@bombsfall says who is cavicler and then about 20 minutes later says oh this is weird and sad

A story in two acts.

Rewatching the Return of the King and god, this scene still gets me so emotional

Idk man you posted "the gift of life is that it ends" under My post about hope and love. You tell Me

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

a man is smiling while talking on a phone next to a briefcase ALT: a man is smiling while talking on a phone next to a briefcase

Chicago Pope and Pizzaballa catching up on all the JD Vance news

Been seeing his campaign ad (paid for by Uber) for weeks now on every single YouTube video I’ve watched

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

drink my ass

"Gotta have them ribs... and pussy too!" — God, when creating Eve

Oh my GOD

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive Jack Karlson’s rallying cry of ‘democracy manifest’ added to national collection of sound recordings that hold historical, cultural and aesthetic significance * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast Thirty-five years ago, when Jack Karlson was hauled into a police car outside a Chinese restaurant in Queensland, he couldn’t have known his bombastic speech would be watched by millions around the world, become a meme and now, be preserved for ever in Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive. Karlson’s declaration – “Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! … What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?” – is one of nine pieces of audio that have been added to the NFSA’s Sounds of Australia collection this year, along with a pedestrian crossing signal and Missy Higgins’ 2004 hit Scar. Continue reading...

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

@nkulw Great time to be a hater, many things suck and many people are stupid

I thought they’d at least let him serve his time at the hospital

this guy’s a super genius that’s going to take us to mars btw

Hey man why are you still voting for Trump nominees? Do you think we’re all fucking stupid? Quit helping the Trump regime

#alysaliu
WOKE IS BACK BABY
MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

let’s fucking go dude lmao

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

There's more than a whiff of Musk in the Epstein Files Explore the relationship between Elon Musk and Jeffrey Epstein, as documented in the Epstein Files.

Part One of my exploration of Jeffery Epstein's relationship with the Musk brothers is now live.

Unpacking the first year or so of the documented relationship, it shows how Epstein pursued Elon through connections and "girls," and hints at possible motivations.

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Bad Bunny performs.

The NYT: What is sugar cane?

WaPo: What are politics?

Fox News: What is Spanish?

Some Girls Try Too Hard, by A Few Good Records 12 track album

ICYMI:

I executive-produced (and appeared on) a benefit compilation of trans girls doing all of Blink-182's ENEMA OF THE STATE!!!!

@emdashreed.bsky.social and @afewgoodrecords.bsky.social released it yesterday

IT'S FUCKING GREAT, and all proceeds go to @translifeline.org!!!

Listen and buy now!!!

If Bad Bunny was serious about uniting Americans, he would have given his Grammy to Donald Trump.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

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go off jack white