This is like getting a peak at the behind-the-scenes at an asylum, how in the world do you put up with him?

I've said this a lot and I'll say it again here too: Very pretty! 10000/10!

Meanwhile...

Wild to think that people all the way from Germany and Canada saw a meme I posted as part of a covert experiment. Also shout out to all the people from Other! I see you, and I appreciate you!

Excellent, my master plan has succeeded!

Good, very good. The subliminal messaging is working as planned!

Received a lot of helpful feedback on these custom cards (mainly psct related) from @ascriptmaster, @SkarlonYGO, and many more when I shared them on various discord servers so thank you all for the help! Anyway, I figured I'd share the updated cards with y'all!

I also include my thought/notes & art credits in the image descriptions if anyone wants to read those!

ZEN's Design Notes: This one is basically just me making a starter for the archetype in order to give Paleo more plays/lines when going first other then just 'set 5 pass'. Also, while the 'OR the turn it is Set." part might seem unnecessary here when you can already activate it from hand, I decided to include it so that way if you didn't open and/or draw it & instead needed to set it off something like a Trap Holic you would still be able to activated it as soon as possible even if you didn't have 3 or more traps already in your GY. The reason I added the banish effect on to this card was to give you something to do with some of the Paleozoic monsters you're gonna be summoning from your GY during your opponent's turn by allowing you to use them as material for the summon of either a Paleozoic Xyz or Link monster. _________________________________________________________________ Illus. Credit: OkUnderstanding6366 on r/painting (though I must admit that I am a little suspicious of this, since redditors are infamous for posting artwork from artists & either not crediting who they got it from or trying to pass it off as their own, but I'll trust their word until proven otherwise)

ZEN's Design Notes: "Say the line Bart!" "Quick Effect: Negate." In all seriousness though, I do think a monster negate is a form of interaction that Paleozoic would greatly benefit from having in-archetype. In order to make it more interesting then other kinds of monsters negate, however, I decided to add on a bit where if you successfully negate the activation you can then set a banished Paleozoic trap in your Spell/Trap Zone. That way this archetype has another way of recouping their banished Paleo traps & a way to set traps for the following turn regardless of if it's your or the the opponent's turn. Also I included the attach effect so as to ensure that you always have material on hand to detach for your Paleozoic Xyz monsters' effects & because I thought it was a cute reference to the fact that Tamisiocaris' appendages on the front of its face are thought to have been use for filter feeding! _________________________________________________________________ Illus. Credit: Robert Nicholls (Paleocreations)

ZEN's Design Notes: Ain't it funny that Halkieria has Halk in the name, which sort of sounds like Halq? Anyway, with this card's first effect I thought it would be really cool for the archetype to have a transaction rollback style effect specifically for their trap cards that also triggers the summon effect of the other Paleo traps in the GY at the same time as a form of interaction you can use during your opponent's turn. I added the protection effect as like a sort of mirror to Paleozoic Cambroraster and to insulate your board. Not sure if this gets around Paleo monsters being unaffected since I don't know all the rulings around these sort of effects, but it will protect the rest of your board though! _________________________________________________________________ Illus. Credit: Qohelet12 (Wikipedia user credited for creating the reconstruction of Halkieria, at least according to the Halkieria's wiki article anyway) & Huang Diying (made the art that I used as the background for this card)

Besides making deck edits, another Yu-Gi-Oh related hobby that I very much enjoy is making custom cards (and not just for Unglued) have been since even before I did deck edits. Figured I might as well share them with y'all too, starting w/ the custom Paleozoic support that I just recently finished!

playing on turn zero tear, harassment

playing on turn zero faimena, rizz

Paul Blartmage 2 when?

(Also I still can't get over the power patron in place of the scooter, it's simply peam!)

Medius the Pure as Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Paul Blartmage

For anyone curious, the original painting that I used to make this meme is called "The Murder of Casear" (Karl von Piloty, 1865)

One of the funniest twitch moments I've ever had the pleasure of being a part of! Seriously folks, go watch this show. The first episode is already out on Youtube, with many more on the way!

"E tu Peeps?"

Whose Meme (hosted by @lukevonkarma.bsky.social & @peepsygo.bsky.social) is the best show tangentially related to Yu-Gi-Oh on Twitch/Youtube and it's not even close!

It's everything yeah

everyone please send your condolences to @peepsygo.bsky.social, I'm sure this new must have left them devastated.

Welp, I guess some dreams just aren't meant to be...

LukeVonKarma with his eyes closed labeled "Woke Latinx king living in a high-trust society". Behind him, Leah Asimov and MBT collaborate to steal his shit, labeled "Devious, scheming bisexual "friends" ", with "friends" in quotes because they betrayed his trust

Loopholes episode 1 is going to be a hard act to follow

Finally, as a little bonus, I thought I would throw in the full resolution Master Chef Ultima poster that features in the Australian Dzeeff edit. Fun Fact: The Venominaga in this poster is neither the censored or uncensored version, but rather an edit I made that combines both of them! (3/3)

Base Dzeef Spheal

French Dzeef Spheal (Mouth Closed)

French Dzeef (Mouth Open)

Australian Dzeef

Next up we have all the various renders of Dzeef Spheal that I've made so far. (2/3)

"French" (Flattering)

*Insert joke of about deadly and/or venomous Australian wildlife here*

I've shared these elsewhere before, but I figured I'd finally post my collection of Dzeeff edits to bluesky for y'all to enjoy! (1/3)

Dark End Evaporation Dragon as a dragon woman.

Has drawing dragon women gone too far?

Ophelia this is so insanely amazing! Incredible work once again from the GOAT.

Thank you so much Snazzy! I must say, while it was a pain to work on for all those months, it really did come out quite peam!

The Card Version

The Full Art Version

The Render Version

Honestly I fully believe that this edit will always be my magnum opus of Yu-Gi-Oh related edits, and you know what I'm completely fine with that!

Updated the deck list for Blighted Garden after tinkering and testing with these last few days in order to improve it to what I think is a much better state than it was previously.

Here's the deck list for anyone curious! Obviously it's not currently playable since we don't have all the new cards yet, but I made this now cause I wanted to see if this combination felt like it had any potential in Genesys format and from the test games I've done it certainly seems like it could!

Started making edits of Yu-Gi-Oh decks that I've played/built, cause it seemed like a nice little hobby I could do & post about. First up is the most recent deck I've made: Blighted Garden! It's a Genesys deck I cooked up after seeing the reveal of Draselea that combines Predaplants & Rose Dragons!

Posted about this earlier on twitter, but figured I would also share this here: I've been collecting pokémon cards for a while now and opened some packs from the most recent set today. I SHIT YOU NOT I PULLED THE $800 PISS MEGA CHARIZARD X IN THE FIRST PACK!!!

One of the benefits of being so smoll: it maximizes your portability, allowing you to fit and be carried in all sorts of things!

folks, watch unglued