Damn, I missed David Pakman today

Was today the one day he talked about Israel and Palestine and I missed it??

Happy May Day ✊

Solidarity forever

Homeschool advocates just want their kids not to be around mandatory reporters..

Natalist freaks

He open handed slapped his kid in front of a journalist

Several

Keeping my shirt on for medical reasons

I can’t argue with this, but I still don’t like it

Wait- you can [ask for redacted] and Neo Nazis don’t get afforded fair play?

🥲

A braver man than I

So far so good

Skeets. Whatever

These last three tweets have been a rough transition

Apologies

Complete sincerity here- the fries I made and tossed with Lowry’s are better than any food cart of fast food place

Double fry is the best fry

Welp there’s goes the department of education

Gotta renew my cooks illustrated subscription

A temperature map of the US, corned beef, beef Wellington and Ted Cruz is overlayed left to right

Corned beef and a Wellington on deck this week

I’m just a girl let me borrow your car

Plated Mongolian beef over rice with asparagus

Mongolian beef over rice with asparagus

A squirrel on the grass hold half a cornbread muffin while eating

Get it squirrelllll

Been making corn bread muffins just for the birds and squirrels. It’s paying dividends

It’s a super quick dinner. Next time I want to make a tzatziki sauce for everything

I’ve got a Greek spice blend, added garlic, paprika, s+p and oregano. Tossed the chicken with all that with olive oil and did 6 minutes covered and 5ish on the other side uncovered

A picture of a plate with gnocchi, broccoli and Greek chicken

Made tonight. Brown butter gnocchi, broccoli and Greek chicken

Fuck my stupid chungus life. Now he’s mowing

Today is a weed whacker day

Neighbor mows his lawn every other day and uses his weed whacker on the off days. Always between 7-10am. I never close my bedroom window so this is a low level of hell