One thing Drew Anderson is good for is turning a clear victory (boring) into some other thing.

What’s the maximum height disparity allowed before you’re forced to deploy the box?

Baseball score bug showing Torkelson at bat and funderburrk pitching

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

@aba.org eBird isn’t on this app. Can you ask them to change the mobile UI so the map isn’t brought up automatically and it just brings up a list of nearby or recent hotspots? This will save a lot of time, thereby increasing the number of checklists submitted. Thank you I love you.

Door is open for Andrew Vaughn MVP

Rain knocked down a some fox sparrows and a greater yellowlegs. new ones for my grandparents yard 🙂

Someone has to do the hard calculations. I’m glad ESPN is there to do it

Only one way to find out

“Oooh man I had Max Fried for over 4.5 strikeouts, what an asshole.” your MOTHER had the under on DEGENERATE OFFSPRING and the stakes were way higher. Apologize to HER and understand nobody gives a FUCK how SHITTY you are at predicting the box score.

That’d be so badass

So cool that USA baseball’s entire vibe is based around Paul Skenes almost going into the military. At least pretend you’re proud of anything about the US that’s not related to killing people.

Should’ve taught him to catch

Thank you, admin

It was this orange btw 🪶

Was rooting for team Italy yesterday. Hoping one day the USA will drop this performative nonchalance and start having fun. It’s not a business meeting and you’re not the Yankees, fellas.

He’s evolving into a 2-tool player. Expect 40 homers

Whatever the bird gods entitle my year list

People will call Victor Wembenyama the goat after he blocks a wide open layup from half-court and then turn to tell you trans women shouldn’t play sports because of natural advantages

LARKIN, NOOOOO. FUCK

It’s a conversation piece

Be the change etc

No one will ever forget his 1996 all-star season

This bill is slated to be voted on in the Senate THIS WEEK

Please call your senators (202-224-3121) & tell them to vote NO on HJR 140

More info & a link to the bill, + info re: 2 more ecologically disastrous bills that passed the House & are in the Senate for vote in the🧵below

Loon might go triple platinum

America’s favorite suicide booth since 2008

Phew. Thought we got exposed the other day. Nice to know we are a real team that can hang.

Im personally waiting for someone to organize protests. I was surprised to see fewer than millions of Americans mobilizing after the birthday book dropped. This is a slam dunk for everyone that doesn’t have a billion dollars. (My own laziness is already noted)

americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool

Thanks man. I worked on it really hard

Complimenting the man in the urinal next to me thinking he has the same “Abolish ICE” penis tattoo as me, only to be told his says “Anarchy’s mayhem is wholly conjectural; the state’s mayhem is undeniable ”