Some Banh-mi with roast pork and pickled veggies and some eggrolls

Gun to yo head,
Spit a yellawolf verse.

Me indoctrinating men to do various menial and/or depraved things after I ask 'Would you kindly?', ala bioshock

Orca titjob hands down

I wasn't expecting to get condescended (incorrectly, I might add) to about greek mythology so early in the morning, but I guess we're just having a capstone of annoyances for my night shift.

Missing out on the prime content cause no # 's

Love these,
Someday I'll see an #mlac or #malelactation tag to find it easier and not have to wait for a stray reskeet to hit my feed🥲

Dog stuck between a bear and an octopus....

Guy working in his study late, reaching around for a pen.

Big dog roomie jokingly walks up and offers his dick. Only for it to get rudely grabbed and used like a fine tip pen. Dudes other hand squeezes the knot when he needs more pre to write with.

He finishes and roomie walks off confused...

she found a tome to slather butter on toast flawlessly in one go

God I LOVE ARTISTS

its pretty much equivalent to a quick bee sting

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juniper has wild yeast :3

So slavery for being homeless. no matter your circumstance. Great.

I prefer when people comment on the girth

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A charcuterie board, sharcoochie is the meme name

Its a fancy board of meat cheese and other things like olives, jams and such

Lmao

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Had lunch with friends, a sharcoochie board.

I understand the hype of a well curated board. Shit was fireeeeee.
Only complaint was they didn't warn me their olives weren't pitted. Bit into that shit and hurt my teeth.

Thank ye for all the well wishes

Officially my birthday, I'm fine to accept gifts, but do take note Id much prefer money to upgrade my ancient ass pc (still using a 1060 and ddr3 ram) with!

Feel free to dm for my cashapp or paypal.

Just means you're a cool person tbh

I am now 29.
Woo.

I say go for it.

I mean, making friends with an older person who happens to be chill af sounds like a win win?
Good vibes, decent convo and the potential for decent advice if you need it.

Plus its clearly a friends thing since she mentioned her hubby

well, IF THESE RAISINS WOULD PLUMPP UP SOMETIME THIS YEAR IT WOULD BE

Time to get an early start on baking my cake :3

Old style carrot cake here we ggoooooo