a shadowy figure with shiny square glasses typing on a computer with a dove symbol on it. the text above reads: Dear Reader,
If my story had a "logo" it would be something like this i think. just something i threw together in a few minutes.
i regret a few things tbh
chapter 12 is the yuri chapter and chapter 13 is the yaoi chapter and yes i'm staying up extremely late on a work night and i regret absolutely fucking nothing
From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks
I love libreoffice but their default dictionary is so trash bro
It'll be like "uhm... curveball is NOT A WORD" like huh?!
We watched Les Mis (2012) last night and it's genuinely so shocking they used that sound effect when Javert did That. Like excuse me?
Goku: This Sparrowhawk guy seems strong!
Ursula K. Le Guin: Yes, he was quite strong, but strength meant nothing compared to his foolishness.
Goku: Wow.
I'm not just the stepauthor, I'm the author that stepped up.
I posted a mass of quotes just now but deleted it. I'll keep my favorite Author quote on though.
photo credit: the artyologist a small outdoor table with a lacy tablecloth, a small tea set, and a bouquet of flowers
main character in the narrative: i'm evil and fucked up because i want to have... have... s...se...
main character as the narrator: this is literally me and you have to wash me, dear reader, you have to wear the maid outfit.
BREAKING NEWS: Disgraced defense attorney Phoenix Wright, who was disbarred seven years ago for forging evidence, has been arrested for murder himself. The trial is scheduled for Monday.
Bluesky WORLDWIDE DAY OF PLAY WE'RE OUTSIDE PLAYING AND YOU SHOULD BE, TOO!
last night i was gonna do them but then i got caught up in a dangerous combination of wanting to write my story and also watch always sunny. the moment my head hit the pillow last night i was like WAIT MY TAXES FUUUUUUUU so i had to rush and do them now right before band practice
this is the absolute latest i've ever done my taxes in my life. god.
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
0 Poor sacrifice of our enmity! 1 Good night, Jesus 2 Middle Mountain 3 Newest Wave 4 John 13 5 Friends of the ABCs 6 Saving Juliet 7 Pro-Plant Propaganda 8 Deadhead 9 Finally Alone 10 Family Reunion
This is how much Book I have written at this point, btw. Still working on #10.
My fb timeline is drowning in foamer shit now just because I put all that in my story lmfaooo
Worth it.
I was lucky to see that yesterday bc I heard that they ended up having to leave early to avoid snow in the mountains going back.
Big Boy 4014 An enormous steam engine train with a huge crowd gathered besides it.
A close up on Big Boy, which is written on the front of the engine.
Side of the train with a sign reading "American Locomotive Company 89595 Schenectady Works November 1941"
A view of the train's wheels which are taller than me
It's Big Boy season, come get you one!!!
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- SLUGGO IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND HE SEES A POSTED NOTICE… THIS IS BE KIND TO ANIMALS WEEK P2-LATER NANCY SEES SLUGGO FISHING DOWN BY THE RIVER NANCY: SLUGGO!--- YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF P3- NANCY: DON'T YOU KNOW THIS IS BE KIND TO ANIMALS WEEK"? SLUGGO: YEP P4- WE SEE SLUGGO’S FISHING LINE SUBMERGED UNDER THE WATER, THERE IS A NOTE ATTACHED TO THE FISHING HOOK , IT READS… HAVE A WOIM ON ME
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 12,1947
I always dread when students are happy that I'm their substitute teacher bc it kinda implies I'm a soft touch lmfao. But one kid's reaction was "Yes! Kind of a W teacher overall" and it made me laugh.
Player: What's your body count? Author: Sex or murder? Player (Option 1): Sex Author: Don't worry about it. Player (Option 2): Murder...? Author: Don't worry about it.
Simply do not worry about it, dear reader.
Fujoing out, are we?
Things are going real well in the Author/Player dialogue tree segment #1
4. Maybe my friends were right. Maybe writing my memoirs in visual novel form was a bad idea.
The writing I've been doing is for a visual novel and yes it will have gameplay, secret features, and of course... metatextuality.
But it's frontloaded with a lot of text lol.
people always tell me i look more like my mom but this pic is really dadesque. wesleycore. just the expression in the eyes idk.
it's me (long haired person with cozy grey blankie)
rare demo cozyposting
the name of the rose mentioned (it's a poster of the name of the rose movie put through faceapp so that william and adso are grinning wretchedly with headlights for eyes)
