Regularly reminded why I don't buy strawberries. If you don't eat them within 12 hours of purchase, they go bad. That clock starts ticking as soon as they cross the threshold.

That fucking sucks. I'm so sorry. It doesn't matter if they're 40 or 90- there's never enough time and it's always too soon. Sending you as much comfort as possible.

Oh no. I'm so sorry.

A mourning dove next to her nest

Mama dove's chicks are getting big so she doesn't really sit on them anymore. 🥹

A paywall on an article about a mass shooting in louisiana

Call me crazy. I just feel like certain things shouldn't be paywalled.

Tempting!

A fancy lamp

Also probably going to pay $350 for a lamp

Are French Quarter fest

Festing

a woman with long pink nails and braces on her teeth smiles ALT: a woman with long pink nails and braces on her teeth smiles

Saw a cycling group in the Quarter. They clocked me as a cyclist immediately.

Archbishop at French Quarter Fest

Love that Archbishop Checchio is enjoying New Orleans!

I loved their seltzers. And you couldn't beat the price.

Steph Smith: Sometimes in the process of writing a good enough prompt for ChatGPT, I end up solving my own problem, without even needing to submit it.

AI folks have now discovered “thinking”

Weekly shameless self promotion moment ☕️

Stop making middle aged celebrities do the Dracula trend. They're terrible at it.

*Except Kate Hudson. She nailed it.

Netflix has a remake of Man on Fire coming out. Hard pass. ✋️

My thoughts exactly

An 8 year old beer.

Apparently Abita doesn't make Wrought Iron IPA anymore? I used to really like it, and I'd completely forgotten about it until I found an old one from 2018 in the back of my refrigerator just now. A collector's item?! (Also, maybe I should clear this garage fridge out more. 🫠)

Pope Leo XIV: Jesus told us, blessed are the peacemakers. But woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.

Another Wonka reboot

We are officially out of ideas if this is being done yet again.

A mourning dove on her nest

Mourning dove update. She's definitely sitting on chicks. How long do they stay on the nest?

Definitely baiting me. Lol

No one wants to watch me going Tasmanian-devil mode on 5lbs of crawfish and sides.

Whyyyy do some people go on tiktok live just to eat crawfish?? And then they aren't even peeling them right. 😭

I never, ever need an automated response telling me you received my email. 🚫

Besties!

A recipe for Grit Cakes on Emeril's website

Watching an old episode of Next Level Chef and Chef Ramsey and Chef Arrington said there's no such thing as a grit cake. Uh... what?? Maybe it's just a Louisiana thing?

Louisiana drivers could face new test requirement to renew licenses under proposed House bill State law currently requires drivers to renew their licenses every six years.

I definitely think drivers of a certain age should be tested. 75+

www.wwltv.com/mobile/artic...

A spring backyard

Spring!

That's true

Whyyyy did my dad keep check registers dating back to 1991?? Writing checks to LP&L and shi-- 😭