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Posts by Stratus
I'm a million miler on Deltoid Airlines
You don't need sunscreen when you're a rubber dog on vacation
Now take a seat and let me corrupt you
That is assault
Today, on #FursuitFriday of all days, I have been slandered on Bluesky by @viggen.lynx.gay, @tozier.bsky.social, & @kivi.gay in separate posts!
I am an adorable, innocent, good boy who can stand on his own two legs and if I am bullying you then you absolutely deserve it.
📸 @nebssergal.bsky.social
A dog reading a book with a coyote lurking behind him.
Whenever I feel lonely, I remind myself that there’s always a coyote within 50 feet that's ready to start some shit.
🏜️🐺 @jaxthecoyote.bsky.social
📸 @kobot.io
Life finds a way...
and toys
"Noooo, kink and furry can't be together"
Shut the fuck up, sometimes I want to be really soft and push things into you
This #FursuitFriday, be a good boy and get on the bed for me 😈
📸 @shinytiger.bsky.social
Survived another week and made it to #FursuitFriday, but at what cost?
🐾 @koopershiba.bsky.social
What if we swapped maw items together?
WOOF 🥵
There is no judge.
I'm gonna go martial law on your ass.
NOT THE ENTIRE STORY
YOU MENTIONED THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY WORN DOWN JOCKS AND I WAS SIMPLY PROVIDING ADVICE ON HOW TO ACHIEVE THIS
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
This duck came over wouldn't stop quacking his ass off about leeks
Still better than religious missionaries I guess
#FursuitFriday
🦆 @biggreenlzrd.bsky.social
AND, PER MY LAST RESPONSE, I'M NOT PUTTING MY PAW IN THAT
I'm not turning that into a puppet
Your nickname is now Frank
#FursuitFriday FebROOary Pro Tip:
Always ask for consent before reaching into a kangaroo's pouch
Unless it's me & Frank, then I'm gonna jam my whole paw in there without warning
🦘 @biggreenlzrd.bsky.social
Don't mind me rolling into your #fursuitfriday feed
I can recreate FWA 2025 ;3
If you sleep past 9am at my house, I make you buttermilk biscuits from scratch and wake you up in fursuit.
Today's victims: @dawg-pa.ws & @tinkertank.bsky.social
This #FursuitFriday, I would like to remind you that it is poor form to hit someone who is wearing glasses.
Besides, I'm too adorable to be bullied.
📸 @pepper.snowcat.link
2026 still feels like 2025...
At least there's still alcohol on this #FursuitFriday!
📸 @figoawd.bsky.social
This #fursuitfriday after Christmas I'm laying on the couch & watching movies. However, it doesn't compare to Frankenhooker with these goofballs.
Also, today I'm not dressed like I'm about to announce a new iPhone.
🐕 @deccadog.bsky.social
🔥🐕 @infernowolf.bsky.social
🦦 @pogotter.bsky.social
If I had to pick one furry I'd randomly see on the streets of Seattle, it'd be @tiocoyote.bsky.social.
Big ear crew united! I caught him before he scootered off into the night.
#fursuitfriday
Stratus and Tangelo posing for a photo at FWA 2025
FWA throwback! ☺️
@stratusdog.bsky.social
Yall… I’m in danger…. I… need one…. Now…..
@stratusdog.bsky.social has corrupted me fully, it’s over, gg 🫠
(Am silly dog and tagged wrong account hehe)
Y'all got the biggest bullying of your lives!
After being accosted by these 2 knuckleheads at MFF, we got a cute pic for #fursuitfriday!
🦌: @bulkybuck.bsky.social
🦨💨🐾: @lyamtheyeen.bsky.social
A #FursuitFriday word of caution:
Never break into a room with cats that know Shibari. They'll tie you up in no time and use you as a scratching post x.x
🐅 @kiratig.bsky.social
🐈 Dax