misidentified Netflix descriptor screen: text says "tidying up with Marie Kondo" and photo is a person with an assault rifle in the desert

seriously, get rid of your crap

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

it's easter: one man, one lord, one faith, one baptism, two nunchucks

me when i'm trying to move forward but I didn't realize I hit enter to chat

lenny is sat with homer at moe's with some pokemon cards scattered across the bar. Lenny: hey whatcha got there homer? Homer: oh i don't know... it's some crap the boy is into these days Barney: hey! moe! this one looks like you! Moe then snatches the card. Moe: what? gimme that! i oughta sue the hell outta- Moe then contrmplates the Magmar card, and finds recognition within it.

flaming moe's

Dog’s Eye Gunk Wiped Back On Dog

Dog’s Eye Gunk Wiped Back On Dog

@grubb.wtf
On Friday’s(?) GMM you mentioned going to check out the mall Epic Games bought, I have unfortunate news for you abc11.com/amp/post/com...

Three panel comic. Panel 1: young man in a hoodie looking morose and sitting on a swing set. He says “she’s breaking up with me…” Panel 2: next to him is a glyptodon, an early ancestor of armadillos. With his head in his hands, the young man says “what do I do glyptodon?” Panel 3: the glyptodon says “I’m like an early ancestor of armadillos. The young man angrily replies, “are you even listening man?”

Happy #Oscars Day! Why wait? Congratulations to Michael B. Jordan, Jessie Buckley, Sean Penn and Amy Madigan.

GUY WHO DOESN’T REALIZE HE’S THE LEAST IMPORTANT FRIEND IN THE GROUP CHAT: It’s been a really rough few months since Maria left, and I couldn’t have done it without you. I love you guys.
OTHER GUY: (accidentally texting the wrong friend group) Donkey Kong would be hotter in a little pair of shorts

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

A tattoo cover up of Jesus Cheist and a dove with Shredder and the Ninja Turtles

This isn't a knock on the quality of the cover-up, those are always tricky, but replacing JESUS OF NAZARETH with SHREDDER OF THE FOOT CLAN is the funniest god damn thing

To Slay the Great Regurgitator

Top: Pete Hegseth — suit snug, hair oiled, buzz on — signing a missile on Arsenal of Freedom tour. The sign is half cut off, though, so it reads The ARSE of FRE Bottom: the surface of the missile, which reads “Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big, chewy pretzels here... meddanrtargym... five dollars?! Get outta here!”

Also fascinating interpretation that the blowjob brothers are recipients. I always imagined them as givers or perhaps some sort of fellatio ouroboros.

I’m asking him to choose his gays

a lot of dudes are suffering from modern male loneliness and wondering how to solve it. and my advice is that it's the same simple solution it's always been:

A YouTube thumbnail picturing a very fat old Bassett hound laying on the floor with the title of the video "No more depression. Meatball is ready to kill"

Hello, people of bluesky, if you are just joining us—here is an old comic I made about Dracula

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

MVP (Mount Vesuvius, Pompeii)

found this ancient video in my phone's download folder