As a Pistons fan, I firmly believe last night’s game was karma for your posts making fun of Tom Gores. I’m not defending Tom Gores, I’m just saying those who live in highly surveilled glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

At least you don’t have to throw them in the trash, they become the trash can.

Your 40 yard dash attempt while pushing a double stroller.

It’s a good cardigan, but it’s not as good as the whale one from Ballad of Wallis Island (which I was sad to learn was knitted bespoke for the film)

Loui’s Pizza in Hazel Park

🫡 Had to repay the favor for introducing me to them. When I saw the song “P.T.”, I thought, “I know that doesn’t doesn’t stand for physical therapy” and I wasn’t let down.

@mattufford.bsky.social new CARR album out today. Just started listening to it and it doesn’t seem any less horny than their previous work.

You’d figure more people would want to see if Paul Reed could get 84 points

This explains why I felt like death when running outside yesterday, so this has been very enlightening.

I feel like their albums oscillate between “this song is a masterpiece” and “this song is a collection of noise”. I’m glad they’re experimenting with noise! But I don’t enjoy listening to it.

Would tennis be turn based with real time elements?

Me and my friends went outside to play football at halftime and missed the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction. We were very disappointed 13 year olds the next day when we found out.

I second Frieren, found a ton of enjoyment in the quiet moments of the show. I watched dub and thought it was great.

Having exactly two Linkin Park songs, one Paper Cut, the other from the latest post-Chester album is wild

@edsbs.bsky.social did you see the playlist Alex Honnold was listening to while he climbed Taipei 101? A true maniac

I get a little Oscar Isaac vibe from him.

What meat should I use in the Super Bowl chili recipe this year? Feel like I should switch it up from ground beef.

One my biggest complaints about the original was that all of the popular music they used was worse than just using the music from the games.

“I wanna burn down his house” - my 2.5 year old requesting I play Talking Heads

Underrated moment is when the one guy stops heckling for a moment to confirm with the homeowner that’s it’s ok to be on their lawn.

I’d assume Dan Campbell would show up with unpainted Orks

Now I want to know what faction each NFL coach would run

I don’t know how you guys know my brother, but tell him to get better at responding to texts.

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Every time someone tells me they were laid up on the couch for 2 days my initial reaction is always “that sounds nice”

Currently experiencing the winter break version of this. Doesn’t have the urgency of “need to get out the door now,” but the slow, constant fighting, neediness, complaining has me seething at all times.

My work email alerts stopped working a few months ago and I’ve been so much happier that I haven’t bothered to try to fix it.

"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."

@fangraphs.com when Geno Suarez hits a homer off your team in the postseason and you have to remind yourself of the pain of who they traded him for a decade ago

Message from a Door Dasher that says “A whole bunch of kids came in”

Hope they don’t follow up with the one I got earlier

I got into a big Nick Drake phase after watching Ballad of Wallis Island and they said the music in that was inspired by it.