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color block icon of an anthro blue and pink cuckoo wasp, mandibles open and showing some of their mouthparts. the background is a range or oranges with sparkles

color block icon of an anthro blue and pink cuckoo wasp, mandibles open and showing some of their mouthparts. the background is a range or oranges with sparkles

a wasp for @vespulix.bsky.social \o/

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Eurhinosaurus from Path of Titans is a dolphin-like reptile. It is looking directly at the viewer

Eurhinosaurus from Path of Titans is a dolphin-like reptile. It is looking directly at the viewer

this is banana

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animated the little snake guy

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trying to explain tokusatsu to an american like

1 day ago 59 21 2 2
edit of a news article, reading: "snake takes short nine hour break from being a feminist to enjoy blood gulch chronicles"

a picture of someone on a chair watching tv has been edited over with a drawing of the artists watersnake sona, watching red vs blue

captioned under the image: "walnut says she just wants to enjoy a little tv without thinking how our culture repeatedly perpetuates gender stereotypes in a damaging way."

edit of a news article, reading: "snake takes short nine hour break from being a feminist to enjoy blood gulch chronicles" a picture of someone on a chair watching tv has been edited over with a drawing of the artists watersnake sona, watching red vs blue captioned under the image: "walnut says she just wants to enjoy a little tv without thinking how our culture repeatedly perpetuates gender stereotypes in a damaging way."

wug

1 day ago 365 80 3 0
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Giveaway piece for @dacwolf.bsky.social !
Getting the ball rolling with art again.

1 day ago 39 9 1 0
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Finished the spring adopts i had been working on! All up for 35 USD each, first come first serve, if you're interested in one send me a dm on here or on my toyhouse page 🌸
toyhou.se/smashchu/cha...
#Art #Adopts #Adoptables

1 day ago 24 9 1 0
drawing of a shiny Slither Wings next to a Skeledirge on a gym arena; the trainer is hidden behind the Slither Wing's wings, hidding everything because he is too big

drawing of a shiny Slither Wings next to a Skeledirge on a gym arena; the trainer is hidden behind the Slither Wing's wings, hidding everything because he is too big

I love my Patate, but he do be having a very fitting name lmao

1 day ago 31 7 1 0
Did I just argue with a joke?

Part of a Bluesky educational series

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

2 days ago 7359 1288 51 59
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pixel art of a fantast creature in the style of the original pokemon. it is a light green snake monster with large eyes and a dark green leaf on its forehead. four large sprites represent the front and back views of the creature, and then eight smaller sprites represent its icon on the overworld

pixel art of a fantast creature in the style of the original pokemon. it is a light green snake monster with large eyes and a dark green leaf on its forehead. four large sprites represent the front and back views of the creature, and then eight smaller sprites represent its icon on the overworld

sssss

2 days ago 498 79 5 0
Male regal jumping spider looking up. He is distinctly black and white with the metallic teal chelicerae.

Male regal jumping spider looking up. He is distinctly black and white with the metallic teal chelicerae.

Somehow I have never seen a regal jumping spider in the wild despite them being SUPER COMMON, even the red-backed jumping spider I've only ever seen by work a couple times.
My friend noticed this lil dude on the museum grounds yesterday! A wild male regal! :D

2 days ago 12 2 2 0
picture of a black dog with his paws hidden below his body, and on the side a picture of a dark bread with ears and eyes added to it

picture of a black dog with his paws hidden below his body, and on the side a picture of a dark bread with ears and eyes added to it

dog posting

2 days ago 24 4 2 0
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Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

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Reddit post with a photo of the Tower of Babel built on the player's island in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. The post is titled "miis building on their own?!" and has a description "woke up to this huge tower!! i think they're trying to reach me... how do i punish them?"

Reddit post with a photo of the Tower of Babel built on the player's island in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. The post is titled "miis building on their own?!" and has a description "woke up to this huge tower!! i think they're trying to reach me... how do i punish them?"

3 days ago 3354 972 13 8
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star bug,,,
flat c0mm for @darxmarx.bsky.social !! <3

#bugoc #mothoc #bugart #c0mmission #vgencomms

3 days ago 315 96 8 0
Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato.
Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators.
GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably...
The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him.
GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt?
The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato. Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators. GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably... The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him. GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt? The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons.
Chell complies.
GLaDOS: Thanks.
The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies!
GLaDOS: Come on.
The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how.
GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT???
The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons. Chell complies. GLaDOS: Thanks. The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies! GLaDOS: Come on. The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how. GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT??? The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there!
Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right?
GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says.
Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit.
GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know.
Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist.
GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question.
Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son...
GLaDOS: That's the start of the book.
Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!
Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there! Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right? GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says. Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit. GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know. Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist. GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question. Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son... GLaDOS: That's the start of the book. Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

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Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

"Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial: Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later."

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Illustration of a blue, sea slug kobold in silver trimmed armor. A mystical tome is in one hand and light sparkles off it.

Illustration of a blue, sea slug kobold in silver trimmed armor. A mystical tome is in one hand and light sparkles off it.

Sea Slug Kobold

5 days ago 1454 403 15 1
Screenshot from Pokopia of two smiling human-shaped-Ditto players on the left, one with green hair and one with purple hair, and several bug Pokémon on the right: Heracross, Combee, Vespiqueen, Pinsir somewhat obscured, and Scyther. It's nighttime and there are flowers in front of them and a Pokémon Center behind, with hills and some trees in the further distance.

Screenshot from Pokopia of two smiling human-shaped-Ditto players on the left, one with green hair and one with purple hair, and several bug Pokémon on the right: Heracross, Combee, Vespiqueen, Pinsir somewhat obscured, and Scyther. It's nighttime and there are flowers in front of them and a Pokémon Center behind, with hills and some trees in the further distance.

Pokopia has been ADORABLE and you know I'm making sure all the bugs are in outside houses so they roam the most!!

4 days ago 40 4 2 0
Cotton quilt in mostly blue and purple squares arranged in various gradients

Cotton quilt in mostly blue and purple squares arranged in various gradients

Close up image of the hand quilting in white thread

Close up image of the hand quilting in white thread

I finished my first quilt! It's all cotton. I made the top with a machine, but the rest is all hand-quilted. I was especially inspired by the art of Jessica Poundstone. The specific colors are just based on the options I had at the store (they didn't have anything nice-looking that was orange).

4 days ago 366 57 14 0
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Took me 5 or so years to get this since owning DE to reach this point. What else can I say but, 'nice'.

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painting of a cockroach on a pink flip phone with a heart-shaped screen and another cockroach appearing on the screen

painting of a cockroach on a pink flip phone with a heart-shaped screen and another cockroach appearing on the screen

cockroach gossiping

4 days ago 375 124 4 2
Small orange caterpillar with black head on indigo leaf

Small orange caterpillar with black head on indigo leaf

I bought some indigo plants because I know there's a local butterfly that eats them, but I didn't remember which one. I got some orange wormies, tried to look them up, got lots of info about how to kill them because apparently these are instead baby MOTHS. Come on, they're practically the same guy

5 days ago 88 3 3 0
Wood panel with rough painted rendering of three isopods that have rugged spiked plates.

Wood panel with rough painted rendering of three isopods that have rugged spiked plates.

Another wip, still pretty rough!

6 days ago 530 80 4 1
Image is a digital illustration of a pale qilin-like creature racing across a flat terrain as foliage sprouts up from its hoof tracks. Looming overhead amongst the the deep blue sky's clouds is a large cervid creature overgrown with vegetation and speckled with otherworldly glowing markings. #furryart #furry

Image is a digital illustration of a pale qilin-like creature racing across a flat terrain as foliage sprouts up from its hoof tracks. Looming overhead amongst the the deep blue sky's clouds is a large cervid creature overgrown with vegetation and speckled with otherworldly glowing markings. #furryart #furry

『 INERTIA ☁️🍃 』 ─ ✧˖°

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image is a simple digital drawing of a tuxedo cat, looking up at the viewer with large green eyes.

image is a simple digital drawing of a tuxedo cat, looking up at the viewer with large green eyes.

『 it's been almost two years. watching you grow old and leave me behind still hurts in ways I can't ever articulate. I fear the crater in my heart won't ever fill. some nights I can't feed myself, but by god it was worth giving you every penny I had so you could bask in your last days here 🕊️ 』 ─ ✧˖°

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Lovely black widow lass with 2 red spots visible on the tip of her abdomen, chilling in a crevice of rotting wood

Lovely black widow lass with 2 red spots visible on the tip of her abdomen, chilling in a crevice of rotting wood

Needs No Introduction 🖤

6 days ago 127 17 2 0
color block art of a blue, black, and white jay bird. he is midstep, with wings spread, and a cheerful look on his face. he is wearing a blue and black vest with a white dress shirt and black tie, tailored to his bird proportions

color block art of a blue, black, and white jay bird. he is midstep, with wings spread, and a cheerful look on his face. he is wearing a blue and black vest with a white dress shirt and black tie, tailored to his bird proportions

fun birdie commissioned by @haazbrinken.bsky.social!

6 days ago 107 27 1 0
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Absolutely wicked comm from @signoreratto.bsky.social!

1 week ago 53 14 1 0
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this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

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