I know I begged the surgeon for the fattest pussy imaginable but this feels like it's getting out of hand

They're important ;-;

A white cardboard box of 12 113g optilube tubes placed on a dark green ruffled duvet

Don't talk to me till I've had my 1.35kg of medical grade lubricant

Hi there :) keep your AI slop out of my comment section, you cannot be meaningfully opposed to trump and still use AI.

Also this is pathetic.

The thing about having a popular post on bluesky dot com is that it's extremely annoying

The only good conspiracy theory is that the McDonald's apple slices are actually potato slices soaked in Apple juice for 24 hours prior to bagging.

I will die on this hill.

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It's a whole new bot!

Like all my enemies the blue dilator is ontologically evil and must be destroyed

Week one grs advice: Today I accidentally dropped a phone on my vagina, don't do that.

You do not under any circumstances have to hand it to the pope

I do not have the requesit levels for desk chair and I have been dealt a mortal blow

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

God you're such a visionary for this

Weighed myself today, can't believe my cock was 2 entire kilograms just on its own

Not that I'm counting :))

Also damn this ends 1 day before my birthday, guess I'm gonna be gift wrapped this year.

Lifehack! If you want a nap but your partner is playing videogames (lame) you can just spend months brainwashing them into accepting everything you tell them is true and that deep down they're just a plushy who belongs in your bed whenever you want them there.

I keep expecting every part of this to be harder than it is but it's just fine the whole time.

Like you'll get scared sometimes but if you can manage to pull out of that nosedive and take a deep breath it's fine.

New game puss

Wait no hangon that's kinda hot

I joked about doing this exact thing with my spear and all of my partners got (needlessly) upset about it u.u

First day back from GRS and I gotta say it's a lot like if I got isekai and now I have to navigate a familiar environment but with severely reduced stats

HOME. EXTREMELY TIRED. SCRUFFY. PUSSED OUT OF MY FUCKING GOURD.

Rent control but it's administered by landmine (a mine developed to counter landlords)

As they should u.u

Day 7:

Some big swelling today, much like all great women my vagina is fat as hell and left leaning.

Patient on my ward has been triggering the turbo extra doom alarm as least twice a night every night for the last few days, hope she's okay because they sure only did that for me when I passed out.

The thing they don't tell you about having major surgery is that it makes you really sleepy

Under Starmers regime the CEO of little chef has been executed by firing squad

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Not only walking, but walking with a level of zest befitting someone who has recently defied what those without imagination may call a god.